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To: NicknamedBob

You don't wear a wig?

6,317 posted on 02/28/2006 6:34:34 PM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)

"You don't wear a wig?"

No. Like the Robert Heinlein alter-ego Jubal Harshaw, "I've come by my decrepitude the hard way ..."

Besides, how will I know when I've reached middle age? I haven't decided how long I'm going to live, yet.

6,319 posted on 02/28/2006 7:41:10 PM PST by NicknamedBob (INTJ, of course -- Why'd you have to ask?)

"You don't wear a wig?"

Who needs a wig? I have my hat ...

My Hat

I don’t go out without my hat,
When it is cold outside,
Or on those bright and sunny days,
It helps my eyes to hide.

And always when it’s raining,
I wear it too at night.
Let’s face it, when you see me out,
My hat is in plain sight.

My wife complains I’m wearing it,
Much too much, she said.
“You have to let a little air get to,
The hair that’s on your head.”

I just respond by pointing out,
My hat will let it grow,
My hair is quite shade tolerant,
Besides, how would she know?

NicknamedBob . . . . April 6, 2004

6,320 posted on 02/28/2006 7:47:34 PM PST by NicknamedBob (INTJ, of course -- Why'd you have to ask?)

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