[Rummyfan]

Alright! Let the Official Silliness begin!!!!

World's Shortest Books:

25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O. J. Simpson
24. THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION- should be #1!
23. TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE-by Ellen DeGeneres
22. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT
21. HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA
20. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY-by Dennis Rodman
19. MY WILD YEARS-by Al Gore
18. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
17. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
16. CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS
15. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE
14. DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB
13. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
12. EASY UNIX
11. ETHIOPIAN TIPS ON WORLD DOMINANCE
10. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
9. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
8. FRENCH HOSPITALITY
7. GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES
6. HOW TO SUSTAIN A MUSICAL CAREER-by Art Garfunkel
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES-by the EPA
3. STAPLE YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS
2. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

And the Number one World's Shortest book:......

1. THE BOOK OF VIRTUES by Bill Clinton

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Guide to French Military Victories didn't make the list? Or The Big Book of Irish Porn Stars?

[fireforeffect]

RE: #19. Actually he was somewhat famous in Tennessee in the 60's for his antics. If his daddy was not a U.S. Senator he would have spent a lot of time in jail.

His current condition is, IMHO, a result of an overindulgence in recreational pharmaceuticals in his youth.

[theDentist]

27. BLACK LIKE ME -by Michael Jackson
26. WHITE LIKE ME -by Michael Jackson

[RockinRight]

50?

[ChandyB71]

LEARNING CHINESESPEAK ...
(English phrase followed by Chinese Interpretation)
Are you harboring a fugitive? -- Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. -- Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man -- Dum Gai
Small Horse -- Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? -- Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table. -- Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift. -- Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here. -- Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? -- Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution. -- Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet. -- Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. -- No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? -- Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright. -- Yu So Dum
I got this for free. -- Ai No Pei
I am not guilty. -- Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer. -- Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week. -- Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived. -- Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight. -- Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile. -- Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive. -- Yu stin ki pu

[ArGee]

14. DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB

Bahb
Beaub
Bawb
Baaaab

Please note - the rumors of my death have been GREATLY exaggerated, but I am working at a very unsilly place.

VERY unsilly.

And when they put my nifty white coat on I can't type ANYTHING.

But I look GREAT.

Shalom.