Pin the Tail on the Honky

Townhall.com ^ | 5/8/06 | Mike Adams

[NRA1995]

Five of the top ten conspiracies the author received about white people:

5. “The voting machines in Florida were built by white supremacists. They may well be able to distinguish between black and white voters. Who knows what they are capable of making those machines do?” (college professor).

4. “Newt Gingrich’s election as Speaker of the House, limiting affirmative action, limiting welfare, the Republican tax cuts, and the balanced budget are all part of the same idea. Everything the Republicans do or discuss is about racism. Everything is a well-orchestrated effort to keep the black man down.” (college professor).

3. “The ABC news doesn’t tell you. The CBS news doesn’t tell you. The NBC news doesn’t tell you. Even CNN doesn’t tell you. Nobody tells the truth that almost all serial killers are white. The news outlets all work together to make folks think that all killers are black.” (college professor and diversity director).

2. “The death penalty is a genocidal mechanism that seeks to control black people through extermination or, more importantly, the threat of extermination.” (college professor).

1. “It is a proven fact that U.S. Coast Guard ships – on orders from President Bush – were seen crashing into the New Orleans levees during Hurricane Katrina. Bush did it to kill black people living in government housing projects.” (college student).

[NRA1995]

The only thing missing from # 1 is Karl Rove on the bridge of a Coast Guard cutter screaming "RAMMING SPEED!"

[dead]

Further proof that you shouldn't email people when you're drunk.

[prion]

Nobody tells the truth that almost all serial killers are white. The news outlets all work together to make folks think that all killers are black.

This is true. The vast majority of serial killers are white. Alas for the conclusion, the VAST majority of killers are not serial killers.

[Little Ray]

Actually, I knew the part about serial killers usually being white and if you read books on profiling, etc., they will tell you this. To the best of my knowledge there has only been one black serial murderer identified and caught.

[pikachu]

I worked at a University for eight years and the stupidity of people with PhDs never ceased to amaze me. Be sure to follow the link above to read the other wild theories.

[sticker]

I think it's three: Williams in Atlanta, some guy in New Orleans and the DC area snipers(not white guys is a white van that moose insisted was involved)

[Little Ray]

Didn't know about the guy in N.O. and the DC snipers are listed in my head under "Islamic Terrorists."

[garyhope]

Yep, it's amazing we have any time left to work building and keeping the country running and supporting our families what with all the time we have to expend "oppressing the brothers" everyday.

[Rummyfan]

I think Chief Moose is still out on the Capital Beltway looking for that white van!

[tertiary01]

To the best of my knowledge there has only been one black serial murderer identified and caught.

You don't watch "The First 48" do you?

[heartwood]

How do you define serial killer? Does it have to be someone who kills to satisfy some perverse, sick twist of his mind?

What about someone who killed for a gang initiation, in a robbery, to control a drug territory, because someone dissed him, because a woman cheated on him, to control a drug territory - who might have killed six times for various reasons? Is he a serial killer?

[cowboyway]

Pin the Tail on the Honky

Or more appropriately, Pin the Blame on the Honky.

[cowboyway]

Serial killers are people who, on multiple occasions spread over time, murder victims who are generally unknown to them beforehand.

Their crimes are committed as a result of a compulsion that, in many but not all cases, has roots in the killer's (often dysfunctional) youth, as opposed to those who are motivated by financial gain (e.g., contract killers) or ideological/political motivations (e.g., terrorism, democide). Many times this compulsion is linked to the individual's sexual drive.

Serial Killer

[Little Ray]

Don't watch TV any more, period.

[A CA Guy]

How about all the Planned Parenthood clinics being mostly all in the minority areas to kill the black and brown man?

That is a real one, but the inner city community won't even wink at a real issue.

[texan75010]

Oh no, the secrets are out. Now we won't be able to force blacks to drop out of high school, take illegal drugs, steal, rape and kill. No longer can we force them to father child after child that they have no intention of supporting or even claiming. No longer can we force them to shoot one another in the street over not giving props. No longer can we force black rappers to glorify a thugs life.

If you want to know the REAL conspiracy, it was perpetrated by my oppressive white parents who forced me to study in high school, then forced me to get a job AND save for college. Forced me to buy my own car and pay for my own insurance and gas. I was forced to spend many nights studying or working. Now I am forced to go to work and forced to pay a mortgage and forced to go on vacation twice a year. My only recourse is to keep my own children down the way my parents kept me down........the REAL conspiracy continues to go unrecognized.

[driftless]

While the majority of serial killers are white/Eurams, if you'd watch the Discovery Channel, and maybe a few other cable channels featuring real crimes (Archives of the FBI, Real Detectives, etc.), you'd "discover" that there's been numerous serial killers of all ethnic groups... including Aframs and Hispams.

[r9etb]

This is true. The vast majority of serial killers are white.

Yeah, but only because most black guys don't have "Wayne" as a middle name.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Well, since the term "honky" is racist in its own regard, I am offended and will respond in kind:

5. ...Who knows what they are capable of making those machines do?”
Certainly not a black person, obviously.

4. ...Everything the Republicans do or discuss is about racism.
So is everything that Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton do or discuss. Your turn...

3. ...Nobody tells the truth that almost all serial killers are white.
Could be. But we do know that all drug dealers and rapists are black. Your turn again...

2. ...The death penalty is a genocidal mechanism that seeks to control black people through extermination...
I thought that was what the white man's drugs were for?

1. It is a proven fact that U.S. Coast Guard ships...were seen crashing into the New Orleans levees during Hurricane Katrina.
So, the US Army Corps of Engineers planting explosives theory didn't hold water so they dreamed this one up? Keep it up....we can go on like this all night.

</sarcasm>

[Redcloak]

The only thing missing from # 1 is Karl Rove on the bridge of a Coast Guard cutter screaming "RAMMING SPEED!"

What's really missing is the Black galley slaves being forced to row the cutters into the levees whilst Karl Rove screams "RAMMING SPEED!!".