Posted on 08/09/2006 8:42:43 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
***This thread is useless without recipes.***
Ohh, how original! Do you know any more third-grade level jokes?
Don't know if you got pinged to this thread?
Yes, several. But seriously: Cats are delicious.
Re: This thread is useless without recipes=third grade humor.
I make a point of never trying to reason with a cat lover.
Thank you, Springman. I'm repainting the dining room and my two kitties are disgruntled. They are conservative cats and do not like change :)
LOL!
Well back when I had a kitty, painting the living room, watching BC on 60 minutes. My Kitty loved watching the roller, but hated when she caught some of the paint spray!!
You've just reasoned with a cat lover.
KITTY LITTER CAKE
CAKE INGREDIENTS:
1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix with a few drops of green food coloring.
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent
SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS":
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper
INSTRUCTIONS:
Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.
Once cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.
Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.
Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!
A very big round of applause for the gorgeous Mz. Sam!
"Wake me up when they actually get this done!" ;)
We have a similar sense of humor.
I adore cats, but I thought the seal cartoon and the recipes comment were both hilarious.
Then again, I'm not quite right in the head.
I am soooo going to try this one of these days...
That is HILARIOUS!!
What a great idea!
I like the caveat: NEW kitty litter box, NEW pooper scooper...
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