[presidio9]

This thread is useless without recipes.

[Clint N. Suhks]

YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[Maceman]

I got your recipe right here.

(signed)

Maceman's Cat

[kitkat]

***This thread is useless without recipes.***

Ohh, how original! Do you know any more third-grade level jokes?

[sully777]

Re: This thread is useless without recipes=third grade humor.

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From Presidio9's profile: "It is entirely likely that you missed the sarcasm in whatever it was that I said that you found so offensive..."

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As a cat lover, I laughed. But then again, I've only reached first-grade humor which is why I laughed at martin_fierro's post--dang, that poor seal scribbled out like that.

[martin_fierro]

This thread is useless without recipes.

KITTY LITTER CAKE

CAKE INGREDIENTS:

1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix with a few drops of green food coloring.
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS":

1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper

INSTRUCTIONS:

Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

Once cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.

Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.

Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!