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To: SunkenCiv; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; agrarianlady; ...
Woodman and Nott? I just noticed. Are they kidding?

[Enter RIMMER, WARDEN KNOT] [Leading the Warden, RIMMER now wears KNOT's grey jacket over his Canary bib and a hopeful, nervous smile on his face]

CASSANDRA Hello Arnold, bang on time.
RIMMER I've brought you a visitor, Cassandra. Do you know his name?
CASSANDRA Yes, I do. Not - [Shock registers on RIMMER's face]
RIMMER What? CASSANDRA Not - RIMMER 'Knot'??
CASSANDRA Let me finish! Not that it matters what his name is, I mean, our relationship doesn't last very long. [RIMMER calms himself, visibly trying to relax]
KNOT I understand you have the ability to predict -
CASSANDRA - the future, yes, I do.
KNOT A hundred percent reli -
CASSANDRA - able, yes.
KNOT What happens to me; do I get back to Earth?
CASSANDRA No, you die in about four seconds' time of a heart attack after hearing the news that you're going to die of a heart attack.

KNOT You filthy ly -- Ack! [KNOT clutches a hand to his chest and stares at RIMMER in shock. RIMMER watches nonchalantly as KNOT sinks to the floor and sprawls on his back. CASSANDRA peers down at him sympathetically]

CASSANDRA Poor Rimmer.
RIMMER Yes, poor old 'Rimmer'. [KNOT raises a hand weakly]
KNOT My name is not - [Quick to obfuscate the man's inconvenient last words, RIMMER leans down as if to listen intently]
RIMMER Your name is not *what*?
KNOT Knot! Not... Knot..! [The man's lead lolls back slackly. RIMMER looks to CASSANDRA impatiently]
RIMMER Is he dead now?
CASSANDRA I'm afraid so.
RIMMER Yes! [Enormously pleased, RIMMER holds up both fists triumphantly] CASSANDRA He died of a massive coronary, just as I prophesied. RIMMER Yes! [RIMMER punches the air again]

CASSANDRA You seem inordinately happy, Arnold, but why? You're going to die too.

14 posted on 08/20/2006 3:02:42 PM PDT by null and void (Islamic communities belong in Islamic countries.- Eric in the Ozarks)
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To: null and void
That was smeggin naughty of you.

Not that I cared one way or the other about Knot, but Nott is not a Woodman; and Listy never gets a nod in that scene, so I fail to see the relative merits of any demerits awarded for not solving the knotty Casandra Problem sooner.

Beside...and Rimmer got all the good lines, leaving very little left over for Nazca.
16 posted on 08/20/2006 10:54:15 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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To: null and void
"So...When do we eat? I'll have the Vindaloo."


17 posted on 08/21/2006 8:50:07 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Dawn of light...lying between a silence and sold sources...)
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