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Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
Ananova ^
| 2006
Posted on 09/15/2006 10:16:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hilf; napl; spinynorman; viniusinvictus
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
Am I the only one thinking of Nanny Ogg?
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:17:51 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
To: Slings and Arrows
Only thing worse is sex with a lawyer
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:19:06 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
Only thing worse is sex with a lawyer It's a question of which is worse: Lots of little pr*cks, or one big one.
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:21:27 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
To: Ron Jeremy; 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; ...
To: Slings and Arrows
...says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation. but did it work? This might be a job for MythBusters.
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:24:39 PM PDT
by
Nihil Obstat
(viva il papa)
To: pissant
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:24:44 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Slings and Arrows
We just had an e-mail from our Marine (2nd tour in Iraq). Says he was attacked by a rabid hedgehog. Our Marine is OK. Don't know about the hedgehog.
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:25:45 PM PDT
by
katykelly
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:26:33 PM PDT
by
kenth
(There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I'm imagining the witchdoctor is off some place laughing his butt off.
To: Nihil Obstat
but did it work? This might be a job for MythBusters. Why do I have a feeling that we're seconds away from someone posting a picture of Helen Thomas?
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:26:52 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
To: katykelly
Our Marine is OK. Don't know about the hedgehog.I suspect it is enjoying its 72 hedgehog virgins.
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:28:16 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
To: Slings and Arrows
I'd hate to see his cure for impotence.
To: Reaganesque
I'm imagining the witchdoctor is off some place laughing his butt off.And billing the National Health.
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:30:29 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
To: A CA Guy
I guess it wasn't the ONLY thing worse.
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:33:36 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Slings and Arrows
Considering how many lawyers have infested the US, they too qualify as lots of little pricks.
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:37:03 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Slings and Arrows
Considering how many lawyers have infested the US, they too qualify as lots of little pricks.
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:37:04 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
A hedgehog probably is much smarter, eats less and has a lot more personality.
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:38:00 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: MrKatykelly
You might be interested in this. snicker
To: Slings and Arrows
We never cuddle anymore, Zoran
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