Posted on 09/18/2006 10:28:40 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
You crashed a Latino wedding in San Bernardino and didn't get Gangbangered to death?
Huh? I can't even IMAGINE a wedding without alcohol. They just wouldn't seem right without champagne. That wedding I mentioned where my friend married a Brazilian chick was presided over by a priest. All through the ceremony, the priest kept up his clerical demeanor. When we got to the reception, everybody near the priest tried to be on their best behavior. Then the priest giddily took a sip of champagne. Then two sips. Before long he was gulping it down and when he lost his inhibitions, the rest of us did also which meant we got WILD AND CRAZY.
Frankly, weddings without booze are, well, too sober.
I think it was about 15 miles east of San Bernardino. Mostly a middle class area.
What's the difference between a Polish wedding and an Irish wake?
I saw it for the first time last night, too, and had heard it was hilarious. It was amusing, but I must be outside the age demographic. People kept telling me how hysterical "Something About Mary" was, and its charm eluded me completely.
It was nice to revisit (on film) the Inn at Perry Cabin, though.
Wedding Crashing is like the Fight Club...you never talk about it! You broke an unwritten rule!!
You must have been in Redlands.
What do the Wedding Crasher rules say about hitting on lesbians?
They count as double points.
Bump! Still wondering if anyone out there has crashed weddings.
I want to see the rules about #114, Funeral Crashing! There's got to be a tremendous untapped vein there! Heard of one guy, unemployed, who bummed around for months, living off funeral food and wakes. "It beats welfare," he's quoted.
Funerals are even better than weddings for all those weird relatives you never see any other time.
Besides, there is that story about the man who stopped by a funeral service, the only mourner, and he was left the deceased's entire fortune! (Okay, it was rather moderate, but still!)
Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.
Rule #116: Avoid redundant rules.
SD
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