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I saw "Wedding Crashers" on the tube for the first time last night and I laughed so hard that I ached. I used to live in the D.C. area where this movie is set and there is a lot of truth to it. When living in D.C. I went to the wedding of a friend who married a Brazilian chick. At the wedding and reception there were a lot of hot Brazilian chicks who were relatives and friends of the bride. I had a great time there and had I been a bit smarter I would have crashed other weddings. These rules for wedding crashers would have been invaluable to me.

BTW, how common is wedding crashing? It sounds like FUn!

1 posted on 09/18/2006 10:28:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Clemenza

I think you need to study these rules very carfully. Please report back on how successful you were.


2 posted on 09/18/2006 10:31:01 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

And of course Rule #116: "No pooftahs!"


3 posted on 09/18/2006 10:35:14 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: PJ-Comix

Ping for later.


4 posted on 09/18/2006 10:37:52 AM PDT by ConservativeMind
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Hopefully you saw the unedited version....if not, get the unedited version on dvd. Great flick. Long movie.


6 posted on 09/18/2006 10:44:19 AM PDT by BigBlueJon (Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
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I too just caught up with Crashers last night. Good laugh quotient, and just enough of Walken being menacing to Vince Vaughan, but I deplored some of the ad-libbing during the dead air sequences. Either that, or the writers didn't know how to satirize the rich beyond making the sweet-looking granny rant about her "homo" grandson, etc. But I'd give it three stars.


7 posted on 09/18/2006 10:44:20 AM PDT by Argus
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To: PJ-Comix
BTW, how common is wedding crashing?

I've heard it happens from time to time. Not on the grand scale that the movie portrays it to be. A catering hall might be holding more than one wedding at the same time. A guest from wedding number one, just might wander over to wedding number two just to take a quick peek. (No, I've never done it)

8 posted on 09/18/2006 10:46:03 AM PDT by lowbridge (I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his passengers.)
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PS:I have seen the movie. Rented it out via Netflix.


10 posted on 09/18/2006 10:47:39 AM PDT by lowbridge (I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his passengers.)
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Sorry - but this movie sucked. It's the same old Vince Vaughn stick. 'Swingers' was a good movie, but beyond that, whenever he's the lead in a movie, it sucks (see 'Dodgeball').

'Old School' was good, but that was because of Will Ferrell.


14 posted on 09/18/2006 11:15:17 AM PDT by GianniV
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Rule 75! WHAT'S RULE 75??


17 posted on 09/18/2006 11:58:28 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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I saw "Wedding Crashers" on the tube for the first time last night and I laughed so hard that I ached.

Best comedy ever. ;)

18 posted on 09/18/2006 12:02:20 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("When the government is invasive, the people are wanting." -- Tao Te Ching)
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I saw it for the first time last night, too, and had heard it was hilarious. It was amusing, but I must be outside the age demographic. People kept telling me how hysterical "Something About Mary" was, and its charm eluded me completely.

It was nice to revisit (on film) the Inn at Perry Cabin, though.


25 posted on 09/18/2006 3:35:42 PM PDT by linda_22003
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Wedding Crashing is like the Fight Club...you never talk about it! You broke an unwritten rule!!


26 posted on 09/18/2006 4:33:31 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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Rule #78: The unmarried female rabbi: is she fair game? Of course she is.

What do the Wedding Crasher rules say about hitting on lesbians?

28 posted on 09/18/2006 7:32:49 PM PDT by Alouette (Psalms of the Day: 119: 1-96)
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I want to see the rules about #114, Funeral Crashing! There's got to be a tremendous untapped vein there! Heard of one guy, unemployed, who bummed around for months, living off funeral food and wakes. "It beats welfare," he's quoted.
Funerals are even better than weddings for all those weird relatives you never see any other time.
Besides, there is that story about the man who stopped by a funeral service, the only mourner, and he was left the deceased's entire fortune! (Okay, it was rather moderate, but still!)


31 posted on 09/19/2006 6:40:23 AM PDT by PandaRosaMishima (she who tends the Nightunicorn)
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Rule #27: Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.

Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.

Rule #116: Avoid redundant rules.

SD

32 posted on 09/19/2006 7:39:54 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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