Where's PJ and the DUmmie FUnnies?!?!? (Extreme Vanity)

[Dooderbutt]

Has anyone heard from PJ? I didn't see him mention that he was taking some time off from the DUmmie FUnnies in his last one. It's been well over 24 hours - should we contact the local police? FBI?

Perhaps he's been detained in one of those Walmart detention centers...I'm so worried.

Truth be known, I'm worried for purely selfish reasons - I'm going through the DUFU Withdrawls.

[Psycho_Bunny]

Maybe he finally had that breakdown I suspected was coming. 

How could one comb through DUh.com, day after day, without losing grip on reality?

Sometimes FR is pretty bad but DUh is bad all the time.

[Dooderbutt]

That is so true. He already showed signs, admitting he wears a fanny-pack (shudder). Well, I hope all is well with him!

[Charles Henrickson]

Patience, my child. All things in their time.

PJ told us this morning: "Okay, I have to split out early but will be back this PM."

And he gave us a homework assingment until then. Check the linked post and the one that follows.

[kevkrom]

Hmmm... maybe benburch has him tied up in a basement dungeon or something...

Or perhaps, if you actually read the end of the last DUFU, you'll note that PJ says the next DUFU will likely be this afternoon.

[Charles Henrickson]

"In Case PJ Disappears. . . ."

PJ and Will Pitt gone missing AT THE SAME TIME?! Hmmm. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

BEAVER Alert
Have you seen me?^®

Name: Li'l Beaver
Missing: 24 business hours
Last seen: Wearing a belly-bag and smoking a cigar,
accompanied by a middle-aged male also wearing a man-purse

[Dooderbutt]

Thank you - I missed that. I don't always get to read all of the posts. I can relax now - no worries! :-)

[kevkrom]

Of course, he could have gone down to the Keys and just have been overwhelmed by the man-purse's "gaydar" going off at maximum force.

[Echo Talon]

That is so true. He already showed signs, admitting he wears a fanny-pack (shudder). Well, I hope all is well with him!

OH NO! someone schedule an intervention! :D

[steve-b]

If you need your DUmmie fix, try this thread where they are going into paryoxyms over the "Mark Foley D-FL" text crawl error (obviously the work of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy).

[PJ-Comix]

Don't worry. Might do a late day DUFU today PLUS I have ALL DAY tomorrow to do DUFUs so expect at least two then. Also I wante to let the Foleygate scandal develop a bit more. Some very interesting development have been going on including the bogus blog that Drudge reported on today. I also linked to it earlier. The author of the bogus blog? I'm still not sure but somehow it seems like a certain sleazy character previously featured in the DUFUs.

[PJ-Comix]

You have to admit I was prescient about that Blog link this AM. Drudge has now featured a story about it. Somehow I think I know who the blog author might be.

[PJ-Comix]

Okay. Time now to fire up a pot of coffee and work my way thru DUmmieland. I want to get more up to speed on the bogus blog story as well. I think the KEY to that bogus blog story is who the author is. If the author is who I suspect it is, there will definitely be a strong dose of FREUDENSCHADE permeating the leftwing blogosphere. Remember, the author is someone who is not averse to wallowing in sordidness.