You're an ass and so is the pollster asking loaded questions to an unrepresentative sample.
Given who they elect to public office there, I'd also say half the town is retarded, in a manner of speaking.
Wow, dude. You seriously need a sense of humor.
It was a joke, IMHO. A pretty good one, too, also only IMHO.
I grew up in New York, just 20 miles outside of the city (you can always tell a New Yorker - there is only one "the city" for them, forever), and I laughed at the comment. Most New Yorkers I know would probably agree with the comment as well. Of course, it wouldn't include THEM!