[Xenalyte]

"I just don't know what to think about it," said Louis Evans, whose balcony faces Shepherd's in the quiet tree-lined enclave in northern Houston. "I thought he was a nice normal person. I guess you never know what your neighbors are doing."

Gee, Mr. Evans, I'd have thought "an acrid aroma, black smoke and leaping flames coming from two barbecue grills on the balcony of a second-floor apartment" might have aroused your curiosity enough to ask.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I thought the same thing - especially when he mentioned the stench

[Cooter]

Evans says he called 911

[SauronOfMordor]

Gee, Mr. Evans, I'd have thought "an acrid aroma, black smoke and leaping flames coming from two barbecue grills on the balcony of a second-floor apartment" might have aroused your curiosity enough to ask.

Take a good look at this guy, and tell me you would willingly have any sort of conversation with him (unless you had a shotgun on him)