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Eva Longoria Likes Her Man To Take Control In Bedroom
AHN ^ | 04.16.07 | Maira Oliveira - All Headline News Reporter

Posted on 04/16/2007 7:20:56 AM PDT by Perdogg

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To: PBRSTREETGANG

*applause*


61 posted on 04/16/2007 9:14:28 AM PDT by BJClinton (Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons.)
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To: dighton
She said: "There is such a thing as a bad chat-up line - and they've all been tried out on me.

I suppose a simple, "Hey baby, would you like me to tie you up?" is now out of the question as a pick-up line?

62 posted on 04/16/2007 9:26:28 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: NCC-1701

Okaaaaaayyyyy...I could enjoy her,then!

(As long as she didn’t open her mouth and “erase all doubt”...:)


63 posted on 04/16/2007 9:28:27 AM PDT by rlmorel (Liberals: If the Truth would help them, they would use it.)
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To: meg88

Waiting for the usual “too skinny” chubby lovers to chime in... 8-p


64 posted on 04/16/2007 10:53:23 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

LOL!!


65 posted on 04/16/2007 11:33:25 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: JRios1968

ROTF!


66 posted on 04/16/2007 11:34:03 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: Perdogg
I’ve never heard of her but she sounds like your basic tramp to me.And no,I wouldn’t “hit it”.I don’t know where she’s been.
67 posted on 04/16/2007 4:01:36 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism."-Karl Marx)
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To: avacado
In Texas those are referred to as "WHOA HOWDIES!"
68 posted on 04/16/2007 4:11:49 PM PDT by Tainan (Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
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To: Xenalyte

HELL NO the Brazillan wax is not way to go I have that once I feel like screaminggg


69 posted on 04/16/2007 9:53:06 PM PDT by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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To: JRios1968

At least she’s open about her sex life.


70 posted on 04/17/2007 8:22:08 AM PDT by desherwood7
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To: Perdogg
Eva Longoria Likes Her Man To Take Control In Bedroom

So that makes her typical of about 95% of women.

71 posted on 04/17/2007 8:24:13 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Hunter-Thompson '08)
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To: SevenofNine
I am surprised she doesn’t splurge for laser removal.
72 posted on 04/17/2007 8:26:13 AM PDT by Perdogg (Cheney-Bolton 2008)
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To: desherwood7

In an interview in maxim, she said she was open and curious about having sex with a woman, but couldn’t find the right woman. It was clearly meant for publicity. I find if very difficult to believe that any body in Hollywood who is curious about that would ahve any trouble in finding someone “sutable”.

I am sure one or two of her coworkers on DH could help out.

Bonus points for you for the two you think would help her out.


73 posted on 04/17/2007 8:30:35 AM PDT by Perdogg (Cheney-Bolton 2008)
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To: Perdogg

Okay...Two women that could help her in that department: Mischa Barton & Jessica Biel. Did I pass the test?

Here’s some bonus points for you. Which of her two DH co-stars would be more than willing to help Eva in that department?


74 posted on 04/17/2007 8:41:37 AM PDT by desherwood7
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To: desherwood7

I would say Marcia Cross or Nicollette Sheridan.


75 posted on 04/17/2007 8:49:25 AM PDT by Perdogg (Cheney-Bolton 2008)
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To: Perdogg

Really, Marcia or Nicollete? Has any of the two have experience in that area?


76 posted on 04/17/2007 8:58:23 AM PDT by desherwood7
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To: SevenofNine

A little TMI, my friend...


77 posted on 04/17/2007 9:01:27 AM PDT by JRios1968 (This tagline brought to you by courtesy of Happygrl)
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To: desherwood7

There were rumors about Marcia and I am sure when it comes to making love, I am sure Nicollete can do the job.


78 posted on 04/17/2007 9:05:30 AM PDT by Perdogg (Cheney-Bolton 2008)
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To: Perdogg

My Money’s on Nicolette to do the job.


79 posted on 04/19/2007 8:37:18 AM PDT by desherwood7
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