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1 posted on 05/07/2007 12:33:20 PM PDT by redstates4ever
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How many salmon did they have to kill to make that jacket?


2 posted on 05/07/2007 12:34:39 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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"Ah, yes. The Book of Life. Erm...I'm sure I'm in here... somewhere."
3 posted on 05/07/2007 12:36:09 PM PDT by Rutles4Ever (Ubi Petrus, ibi ecclesia, et ubi ecclesia vita eterna)
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"Sooo many FBI files, so little time."

4 posted on 05/07/2007 12:37:23 PM PDT by weegee (Libs want us to learn to live with terrorism, but if a gun is used they want to rewrite the Const.)
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Woman in audience: "I saw that new Spider-Man movie and his black suit came from outer space. What is the origin of Old Crusty and why can't you take it off?"

5 posted on 05/07/2007 12:38:44 PM PDT by weegee (Libs want us to learn to live with terrorism, but if a gun is used they want to rewrite the Const.)
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"...and they all killed their babies, and lived happily ever after."

6 posted on 05/07/2007 12:38:49 PM PDT by Rutles4Ever (Ubi Petrus, ibi ecclesia, et ubi ecclesia vita eterna)
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"Taxes be with you all..."

7 posted on 05/07/2007 12:40:42 PM PDT by Rutles4Ever (Ubi Petrus, ibi ecclesia, et ubi ecclesia vita eterna)
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“All these are women that Bill had sex with in the last 2 months!”


8 posted on 05/07/2007 12:41:51 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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"I'm sorry, the dress code specifically said 'black, like Senator Clinton's heart.'"

9 posted on 05/07/2007 12:43:51 PM PDT by Rutles4Ever (Ubi Petrus, ibi ecclesia, et ubi ecclesia vita eterna)
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Old Crusty turns red after Hillary discovers she was excluded from book, "All the Girls I've Loved Before" by Bill Clinton.

10 posted on 05/07/2007 12:46:32 PM PDT by PeaceBeWithYou (De Oppresso Liber! (50 million and counting in Afganistan and Iraq))
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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"
11 posted on 05/07/2007 12:49:09 PM PDT by rsflynn (Cigars, cigarettes, carbon offsets?)
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"Yes, children, this is why we have Mercy Home. I recommend seeking mercy for the tree you killed with this useless memento."

12 posted on 05/07/2007 12:49:30 PM PDT by Rutles4Ever (Ubi Petrus, ibi ecclesia, et ubi ecclesia vita eterna)
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I’ve ALWAYS been a Cubs fan!


13 posted on 05/07/2007 12:52:44 PM PDT by Sig Sauer P220
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"I grew up a poor black girl in Chicago, Illinois. We used to play with
Abraham Lincoln when he was a boy."


14 posted on 05/07/2007 12:55:22 PM PDT by Brilliant
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"Oh heavens no. No animals were killed to make this coat. No...um...it's what I like to call my...how should I say it...'coat of forty million choices.'"

15 posted on 05/07/2007 12:55:30 PM PDT by Rutles4Ever (Ubi Petrus, ibi ecclesia, et ubi ecclesia vita eterna)
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Her heiness is slavishly wearing her Mao jacket .... Again.


18 posted on 05/07/2007 1:07:10 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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(top photo)

“Well, children, this is Bill’s little black book.”


19 posted on 05/07/2007 1:11:42 PM PDT by NavySon ("To the future or to the past, to a time when thought is free...")
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I didn’t take it!


20 posted on 05/07/2007 1:13:00 PM PDT by billhilly (My former tag line.)
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Why are you stupid peasants complaining? The load that I dumped on you in this evening's speech was only this big.

21 posted on 05/07/2007 1:25:15 PM PDT by Zakeet (Be thankful we don't get all the government we pay for)
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"HELLO, BIG BOY!" (note, what's Mrs. Clinton drinking?)

22 posted on 05/07/2007 1:47:06 PM PDT by weegee (Libs want us to learn to live with terrorism, but if a gun is used they want to rewrite the Const.)
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"You want an increase in medicaid WHEN???"

23 posted on 05/07/2007 1:48:11 PM PDT by weegee (Libs want us to learn to live with terrorism, but if a gun is used they want to rewrite the Const.)
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