Elaine: Boy, I am really starting to dislike the Drake!
Jerry: I hate the Drake! Maybe the whole thing was a scam. Anybody can just get engaged and get presents and just keep them all. Maybe they’re on their way to Chicago tomorrow and do the whole thing all over again.
I have to admit that my brother who I love to death is like this. Not the return bit, but registering at the highest price place they could think of just because for their wedding. Their baby shower registry had a Pierre Cardin (sp)crib and clothes. We gave them the “paranoid” stuff like plug covers, cabinet locks etc. that are more important. But, it burned my hide when I saw the list as they are both successful lawyers in their 30s.
LOL!
I’m glad Dear Abby is available to answer these questions. Imagine - sending a note saying you can’t attend. What mortal could have ever thought of that?
“George: I don’t like Drake
Jerry: You don’t like the Drake?
George: Hate the Drake.
Elaine: I love the drake
Jerry: How could you not like the drake?
George: Who’s the Drake?
Elaine: Who’s the Drake?
Jerry: The Drake is good!
…
Elaine: Hi, hey have you gotten a present yet for the Drake?
Kramer: No No, Not yet
Jerry: Do you like the Drake?
Kramer: I love the Drake, I’m looking forward to meeting the Drake-et”