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The One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater

Well I saw the thing coming out of the sky

It had one long horn and one big eye

I commenced to shakin' and I said oo-wee

It looks like a purple people eater to me

It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater Sure looks good to me

Well, he came down to earth and he lit in a tree

I said mr Purple People Eater don't eat me

I heard him say in a voice so gruff

I wouldn't eat you 'cos you're too tough

It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater

It sure looks strange to me

I said mr Purple People Eater what's your line

He said eating purple people and it sure is fine

But that's not the reason that I came to land

I wanna get a job in a rock 'n roll band

Well, bless my soul rock 'n roll flying' purple people eater

Pigeon-toed under-growed flyin' purple people eater

one-eyed one-horned it was a people eater

What a sight to see

Well, he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground

he started to rock really rockin' around

It was a crazy ditty with a swinging tune

Wop bop a lula wop bam boom

one-eyes one-horned flying people eater

Ooh, it sure looks strange to me

Well he went on his way and then what do you know

I saw him last night on a TV show

He was a blowin' it out and really knockin' them dead

Playing rock 'n roll music through the horn in his head

7 posted on 06/26/2007 11:28:43 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Hi Heels

Thank you, ever so much, for reminding me of that song. Now it’s banging around inside my head — just as it did back then.


26 posted on 06/26/2007 11:42:59 AM PDT by robertpaulsen
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To: Hi Heels

Great song! I remember it well!


30 posted on 06/26/2007 11:53:47 AM PDT by b4its2late (Liberalism is a mental disorder.)
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To: Hi Heels
re: #1 The One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater
40 posted on 06/26/2007 5:09:11 PM PDT by Turret Gunner A20
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To: Hi Heels

OOOOOPS!!! pardon that is # 7 not 1.


41 posted on 06/26/2007 5:10:17 PM PDT by Turret Gunner A20
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To: Hi Heels
re: #7 The One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater
42 posted on 06/26/2007 5:16:30 PM PDT by Turret Gunner A20
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To: Hi Heels
re: #7 The One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater One of my all-time favorite songs -- haven't heard it in about 40 years. Thanks.
43 posted on 06/26/2007 5:17:38 PM PDT by Turret Gunner A20
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