Because AL told you??? (Al Gore that is, not Al Gator...)
It is terrible, often, just after I’ve gone to sleep, the ground will tremble. It seems to be worse when I feed them stray cats to excess, coons and possums must be easier to digest! Oh, well, it is better than dealing with exploding gators!
Algore? Looks like he needs to fart soon, if it builds up much longer, ain’t no hope!