cool, that makes me “a dirtbag or an unproductive member of society” i’ll make sure to tell the IRS so i won’t have to pay taxes anymore.
do i get bonus points for having a dozen tattoos and 5 piercings?
You get points for tattoos, based on size/location. Double points for any piercings that aren’t in your ears.
The IRS will be THRILLED you thought of them! Since you’ll be an unproductive citizen, you will need to register as a Democrat.