Lets dance!
1 posted on
09/07/2007 3:04:18 PM PDT by
normy
To: normy
"famous beer movies"
There's an old war movie about retrieving beer from a sunk barge in the South Pacific.
To: normy
“I suggest you start drinking heavily.” —Animal House
3 posted on
09/07/2007 3:10:23 PM PDT by
Petronski
(Cleveland Indians: Pennant -17)
To: normy
To: normy
BACK TO SCHOOL (1986)
Rodney Dangerfield: “Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out, and then bring one every ten minutes”.
To: normy
Stupidity: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes Homer no function beer well without.
Insults: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick!
Opinions: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes Beer... Now there's a temporary solution.
Opinions: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes I like my beer cold... my TV loud... and my homosexuals flaming.
Opinions: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes Ah, the college road trip.
What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?
Opinions: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.
Opinions: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.
Opinions: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Parenting: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
Aw, there's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's.
Parenting: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
Wise Cracks: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
8 posted on
09/07/2007 3:17:11 PM PDT by
txroadkill
( http://iraqstar.org)
To: normy
To: normy
This is for sale in Utah. Drives the hard-core Mormons nuts.
14 posted on
09/07/2007 3:24:17 PM PDT by
jiggyboy
(Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: normy
From DUMB AND DUMBER
Lloyd: What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!
Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I’ll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.
To: normy
Best beer movie of the last millennium.
Bob MacKenzie: My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks!
17 posted on
09/07/2007 3:26:43 PM PDT by
OCC
To: normy
whenever asked what my favorite kind of beer is I always have the same answer, “COLD!”
18 posted on
09/07/2007 3:32:14 PM PDT by
GulfBreeze
(Support America, Support Duncan Hunter for President.)
To: normy
“I’ve saved a place in my heart
For your warm sweet embrace
I’ve saved a place by my side for you
And your farewell, just for the record,
sounded so sincere
And the girl on my left is lookin’ better every beer...”
Stray Cats, early 80s
20 posted on
09/07/2007 3:34:47 PM PDT by
SlidingW
(If winning isn't important, why keep score?)
To: normy
“Brewed far away or maybe near
I will always taste your beer
Water barley hops make suds
Transforms strangers into buds
Sing a song and raise your glass
And hook up some comely lass
We’re here for beer we proudly shout!
Ale, lager, bock and stout.”
credit to freeper steveo
28 posted on
09/07/2007 3:54:23 PM PDT by
dynachrome
(Henry Bowman is right.)
To: normy
From Bad News Bears: “He aint dead. He’s drunk.”
29 posted on
09/07/2007 3:58:44 PM PDT by
SlidingW
(If winning isn't important, why keep score?)
To: normy
fom beerfest:
Steve “Fink” Finklestein: Drunken recall. I gave my subjects massive quantities of alcohol and then I taught them things while they were blacked out. When they woke up the next morning, they couldn’t remember anything. But when I got them drunk again, they remembered everything that I taught them the night before. I got it published.
Landfill: Where?
Steve “Fink” Finklestein: In Maxim Magazine under the tile of “E=MC Hammered”.
31 posted on
09/07/2007 4:08:10 PM PDT by
CJ Wolf
To: normy
Cool Hand Luke,
especially the opening when he had that Luke smile, the church key hanging off his neck, and he was cutting the heads off parking meters while sipping on Long necks.
32 posted on
09/07/2007 5:53:08 PM PDT by
ansel12
(How do you recognize a cult member?)
To: normy
You don't buy beer. You rent it! - anon.
33 posted on
09/08/2007 9:30:47 AM PDT by
llevrok
(Feral republican.)
To: normy
Well I woke up Sunday morning, With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt. And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, So I had one more for dessert. Then I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt. An' I shaved my face and combed my hair, An' stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.
- Kris Kristofferson lyric (made famous by Johnny Cash)
34 posted on
09/08/2007 9:35:01 AM PDT by
SamAdams76
(I am 79 days away from outliving Freddie Mercury)
To: normy
Famous beer movies? There's only one...
"Take off you hoser!
Mark
36 posted on
09/09/2007 4:26:38 PM PDT by
MarkL
(Listen, Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government)
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