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Hilarious Description Of eBay Item (Golf Club)
ebay ^ | August 27, 2007 | backspingolfer

Posted on 09/19/2007 11:10:46 AM PDT by lowbridge

Im selling this club because I finally left my fatass girlfriend who hated the fact that I loved to play golf. I bought this for her when hybrids first came out which was approximately 5 years ago or when she was 115 pounds lighter. She stopped playing golf soon after I introduced her to the game and decided she would rather eat cookies and tacos as a sport. When she decided to start playing again she realized that her hands were to swollen to grip the club properly from all the meat around her knuckles. In addition, she couldnt figure out why she could not make a shoulder turn anymore.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Miscellaneous; Sports
KEYWORDS: ebay; golfclub
More at the link (Warning: A bit graphic language)
1 posted on 09/19/2007 11:10:48 AM PDT by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge

You have to excerpt from e-bay???


2 posted on 09/19/2007 11:12:15 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: lowbridge

Poor guy needs to tell us how he really feels.


3 posted on 09/19/2007 11:15:37 AM PDT by Steelerfan
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To: Always Right

No. But I thought it best because of the rough language used in the description, and give a warning.


4 posted on 09/19/2007 11:16:01 AM PDT by lowbridge (All I Have To Say Is....KERMIT THE FROG IS IN SESAME STREET GOD DAMNIT!)
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To: lowbridge

ROTFLMAO! I sense a dysfunctional relationship here.


5 posted on 09/19/2007 11:16:48 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

Well yeah, with a slob like her and a prince like him.


6 posted on 09/19/2007 11:19:42 AM PDT by dighton
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To: lowbridge
For a very funny ebay offer, click below:

Lot of Pokemon Cards That My Kids Tried to Sneak By Me

If you haven't seen it already, it's being passed around.

7 posted on 09/19/2007 11:26:20 AM PDT by Tired of Taxes (Dad, I will always think of you.)
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To: dighton

I did note that he was living in her house, at least until he wasn’t. I have just stolen the “fermenting napalm in there” line. I had a roommate once who seemed to be doing things in his digestive tract that would bring Hans Blix parachuting in with a warrant between his teeth. Come to think of it, he was a golfer, too.


8 posted on 09/19/2007 11:32:32 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Tired of Taxes
LOL... The bid for those cards is already at $142 now, starting from 50c. Look what a good story can do for your merchandise...
9 posted on 09/19/2007 12:07:32 PM PDT by paudio
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To: lowbridge

Ha!

She got the last laugh on this guy.
The other clubs of this brand are going for 139.00 when you look at the other auctions at the top, he got less for the winning bid than the buyer had to pay for shipping.

She sold his beloved clubs for 89.00 AND she got rid of him out of HER house.

Ding, ding, ding! She is the big winner on this one.

What this guy doesn’t understand is that the majority of ebay buyers are women. He didn’t get much on the sympathy bid. Look at the Pokemon card auction. Women were rolling over it and she got nearly 150.00 for the box.

I love this. “Take a good look at this club and remember its history- its priceless and you’ll thank me later.”
He bet wrong...


10 posted on 09/19/2007 12:09:45 PM PDT by netmilsmom (To attack one section of Christianity in this day and age, is to waste time .)
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To: lowbridge
Hilarious!
11 posted on 09/19/2007 12:13:21 PM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: paudio

LOL... The bid for those cards is already at $142

They sold for $14.50.


12 posted on 09/19/2007 2:11:34 PM PDT by Chickensoup (If it is not permitted, it is prohibited. Only the government can permit....)
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To: lowbridge; onedoug; cincinnati65; PISANO; IonImplantGuru; Rummyfan; Aussie Dasher; 4woodenboats; ...
There are only 34 Rules Of Golf.

Email me if you want on the Golf Ping List

Visit PGA.com, an excellent site.

13 posted on 09/19/2007 3:40:15 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: lowbridge

$17.00 for shipping?????? Forget about it........


14 posted on 09/19/2007 5:16:52 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (I could be Agent "HT")
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