Pamela Anderson files for divorce after 2 months of marriage (now accepting applications)

AP on Bakersfield Californian ^ | 12/17/07 | AP

[Doctor Raoul]

Now Serving Number....?

[NormsRevenge]

She must be a Doris Day fan.. cheaper by the dozen.. or was that Myrna Loy? ;-)

[Hoodlum91]

Hey honey, we made it longer than Pam Anderson and some unknown guy!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Now there’s a F’ing surprise......PING!!

[RDTF]

didn’t they marry on a bet anyway?

[Larry Lucido]

If she’s open for business, I’m willing to sign a pre-nup. I’ll settle for $2 million and one year of alimony (palimony?). If I don’t last 2 months, she can cut that in half.

[RockinRight]

[najida]

Get vaccinated!
She’s Hep C postive (and god knows what else).

[Enterprise]

Since I’ve received the vaccines for hep A,B,C I should be eligible. Other than being old, fat, and ugly I mean.

[Constitution Day]

I would not touch her with a 1,000 foot pole. Seriously.

[nuke rocketeer]

Sloppy tenths??????

[shekkian]

Two whole months is quite a marathon marriage.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Tommy Lee already did, that’s probably why this guy didn’t measure up.

[Resolute Conservative]

Reminds me of the joke from the movie Predator that dealt with echoes ( decorum prevents me from repeating it ).

[blackdog]

Visions of Borat with his press manager, wrestling in the hotel room is a real lust killer whenever I see Pam Anderson.

For the sake of avoiding bad company, do for yourself. I think when considering Jocelyn Elder's comments, she was using Pam Anderson as her case study.

[wideawake]

Kid Rock, Rick Salomon, Tommy Lee.

Pamela Anderson, Shannen Doherty, Paris Hilton.

What a medieval bestiary.

[org.whodat]

That rope and 2x4 probably got to much for him to carry around.

[najida]

She really does have cooties!

[avacado]

Required attire for dating Pamela Anderson.