(Wouldn't mind trying it myself.)
:’)
[nine months go by, then...] I checked my email (it had only been a couple of months, but what the-) and found an invitation to a Halloween party (on the 1st, but what the-). I did some shopping tonight, and planned to get cheap wine for the party (I don’t drink, but it’s only polite). Instead, I nabbed some “Chaucer” mead, and a bottle of retsina. I’m sure they’ll have beer there. I’m going to pass it off as a science experiment (that’s what I told the clerk when I bought the stuff) and Halloween seems like a nice time to try it on my friends...