Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
“A man running from a western Michigan store with stolen hunting knives hidden in his pants tripped, fell and stabbed himself in the stomach, police say.”
Now wait a darn minute! Was there a warning statement on the knife blades stating “do not run while carrying this knife”? Huh, huh? Personally, I think he should sue the socks off of the knife manuacturer....