[Zevonismymuse]

I think somebody’s goofing on Dear Abby. I just can’t believe she fell for it.

Fell for it? I thought the old hag wrote it herself.

I've read her column most of my life but I am no big fan.

[EveningStar]

The original Abby suffers from Alzheimer’s. Her daughter has written the column since sometime in 2002.