>>>Mesa woman arrested for stabbing man in sex-for-gas deal
Guy should have been content with self service
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
NO more calls, please.
We have a winner!
(Cue Weird Al Yankovic's One more minute):
I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps
Cheers!