MORFORD: You and your puny salary

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 5/9/8 | Mark Morford

[Dr._Joseph_Warren]

Then it came to pass that I stumbled across this story from Forbes magazine, which is officially called "Forbes" but is actually called "Forbes oh my God we worship ruthless CEOs like shiny meth in the summertime,"..

I'm sorry, but that line cracked me up.

... and among the glittering ads for ....big phallic yachts...

To be fair, they tried building big vagina yachts, but ships with big holes in the middle just don't float very well!