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Morfordite Alert

You have been warned!
1 posted on 07/18/2008 7:40:11 AM PDT by SmithL
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To: SmithL
"Perhaps I'm missing something."

Indeed you are. It's called knowledge of subject and a thought process. Both of which you lost when your boyfriend left you on the alter. Get over him Morford! He's not coming back! He has a new lover!

2 posted on 07/18/2008 7:42:42 AM PDT by avacado
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To: SmithL

Crude is down $15 since Bush lifted the ban. End of story.


3 posted on 07/18/2008 7:43:01 AM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (How do I change my screen name after Harper's election?)
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To: SmithL
Perhaps I'm missing something.
It's called "a brain".
4 posted on 07/18/2008 7:44:14 AM PDT by FlashBack (www.proudpatriots.org/www.woundedwarriorproject.org/www.moveamericaforward.org)
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To: SmithL
Perhaps I'm missing something.

This has to be the biggest understatement of the year! I'm surprised this guy can breathe without help. I don't recall ever seeing a more biased, uninformed piece of journalism. Doesn't this guy realize that crap like this represents an unnecessary denuding of the nations forests? Clearly he has no understanding of basic economics or capitalism in general.

6 posted on 07/18/2008 7:47:27 AM PDT by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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To: SmithL
Perhaps I'm missing something

Naw. Couldn't be.

7 posted on 07/18/2008 7:52:03 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: SmithL
Perhaps this weasel can explain what the government's motives are then, since their profits from taxes are much higher than the evil, sinister, corrupt oil companies profit margins. And heck, the gov didn't even do the heavy lifting.
9 posted on 07/18/2008 7:54:17 AM PDT by doodad
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To: SmithL
This Mark Morford character should be sentenced by the dimwad police to six months living in a tent, rubbing sticks together for warmth, no electricity, no machine-made clothes, and only a tricycle for transport.(a bicycle seems too advanced).

After his 'back to-nature' experience, Marford could enlighten us on the benefits of a "no oil" lifestyle.

10 posted on 07/18/2008 7:57:50 AM PDT by Edit35 (.)
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To: SmithL

Morford: You’re right - let’s not punch holes in Alaska or the coasts. Give them all up. Yes, I’m serious - we don’t need them! No drilling at all in Alaska. Or off the coast of California. Or Florida. Or the Gulf Coast. Bahamas. None of that.

Rather, we have 280 YEARS of our TOTAL oil consumption - 20 million barrels of day - sitting as proven reserves in our oil-shale. We should develop that. It is over a large enough geographic area we could realistically extract 20 million barrels a day.

We can have first production in 3 years, and full production within 10. All located in geographically stable, central locations in Utah, Wyoming, and Colorado.

Add that to the 7 million barrels a day we make right now, not only could we be 100% self-sufficient in terms of oil, we could be a net exporter of oil. At $100 a barrel, that is $700 MILLION a day in exports. At the 25% tax rate the oil companies pay, that would also be another $64 BILLION in tax revenue for the government.

So by all means, let’s not punch more holes in Alaska or the coast. But we’ll go after the shale oil with a vengance and never have to buy another drop of oil, ever again.


11 posted on 07/18/2008 8:02:02 AM PDT by PugetSoundSoldier (Indignation over the sting of truth is the defense of the indefensible)
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To: SmithL
Perhaps I’m missing something.

Adulthood.

12 posted on 07/18/2008 8:05:14 AM PDT by dighton
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To: SmithL
Bush lifts drilling ban, oil execs leer, nation cringes, Obama sighs, Oil price slides.
13 posted on 07/18/2008 8:19:57 AM PDT by arthurus
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To: SmithL
"Perhaps I'm missing something."

I know! I know what you're missing! ..... A brain.


15 posted on 07/18/2008 8:24:48 AM PDT by GloriaJane (http://www.download.com/gloriajane)
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To: SmithL

The marketer of deviance and the highly regarded rimmer of his beloved community is once again demonstrating his enhancement of stupidity.


17 posted on 07/18/2008 8:28:35 AM PDT by Neoliberalnot ((Hallmarks of Liberalism: Ingratitude and Envy))
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To: SmithL
Little Markie,

Enjoy yourself as you spew your inane venom, but remember this, one of these days you'll get your layoff notice, or, the publisher's email about the paper's eminent closing.

18 posted on 07/18/2008 8:32:53 AM PDT by Col Freeper (FR is a smorgasbord of Conservative thoughts and ideas - dig in and enjoy it to its fullest!)
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To: SmithL

So he’s in his fatalist mood this morning, is he?


19 posted on 07/18/2008 8:35:57 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: SmithL
...why anyone with the mental acuity of more than a housefly would think that stabbing more holes into Alaska and the eastern seaboard in the search for a few remaining precious drops of oil is a good idea, would solve anything at all, is anything more than the equivalent of hurling matches at the devil.

Yep. The arabs have the last cup of oil. There is no more in the planet. Nope. Those blobs that come up on their own from the bottom of the ocean aren't an indication that there is anymore out there. Nope.

Besides those pumpers would spoil the scenery off million dollar estates on California coast.

It's like Fat Ted's "Don't build windmills in MY backyard".

21 posted on 07/18/2008 8:54:25 AM PDT by weegee (Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
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To: SmithL

When this guy’s time comes to meet his maker.... he’s not gonna die. He’s just going to nasty away.


22 posted on 07/18/2008 9:25:51 AM PDT by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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To: SmithL

What an embarrassing piece of so-called journalism.


23 posted on 07/18/2008 9:39:12 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: SmithL
why anyone with the mental acuity of more than a housefly would think that stabbing more holes into Alaska and the eastern seaboard in the search for a few remaining precious drops of oil is a good idea, would solve anything at all, is anything more than the equivalent of hurling matches at the devil.

As opposed to waving a magic wand and Poof! affordable solar energy without damaging our priceless desert environment; Shazam! Quantum leap battery technology that lets us actually use the solar energy, and "Oooh, Mr. Genie, you shouldn't have. Is that really a new hydrogen minivan that can actually accelerate and travel 350 miles on one fillup for lil' ol' ME??? Did you bring enough for everyone? And, you brought a new trillion dollar infrastructure so I can fill it up. You're so sweet."

As opposed to that, drill. There's actually oil in the ground.

Of coure, it would probably just be, "Forget the car, OOOOOH, Mr. Genie."

24 posted on 07/18/2008 10:08:52 AM PDT by ModelBreaker
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To: SmithL

C’mon, give Morford a break. It’s hard for Marxists like him and Osama to understand the markets. They’ve been too long sucking on the taxpayer teat to understand anything as difficult as supply and demand.


25 posted on 07/18/2008 10:33:48 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Barack Hussein Obama=Jimmy Carter Part Douche)
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