Police: Chihuahuas provoke baton attack on nude beach

kgw.com ^ | 7-28-08 | David Krough

[Renfield]

PORTLAND, Ore. -- A nude sunbather was arrested for attacking a dog owner with a baton on a local beach.

Multnomah County investigators said the 45-year-old rafter pulled ashore at Sand Island near Rooster Rock Thursday with his four children and two Chihuahuas.

The dogs ran ashore towards a nude beach, and deputies said it was then the naked suspect started hitting them with a collapsible, police-type baton.

Then, officers said 74-year-old Donald Kenney, of Vancouver, advanced towards the victim with a can of mace and the raised baton. The victim fell backwards as Kenney pummeled him with the baton in the head, torso and legs, police said. He suffered bruises and saw a doctor for the injuries.

The victim gave police a description of the attacker and Kenney was arrested Friday after police found his car parked nearby the scene of the attack.

Kenney was charged with assault and menacing.

[Renfield]

The Suspect?

[SkyDancer]

Has anyone been attacked by a herd of wild Chihuahuas?????

My neighbor has one named “Diego” cute critter ....

[mgc1122]

Another reason for CCW ... even against nutso elderly nudies.

[RexBeach]

Gee, I didn’t know nudists could be so naughty. Tsk, tsk.

[dmz]

I wouldn’t want chihuahuas nipping around my privates. But a dose of Cialis and I don’t need no stinkin’ baton.

[GSWarrior]

Is that a collapsible, police-type baton or are you just glad to see me?

[The_Victor]

... collapsable baton ...

There's a Viagra commercial in here somewhere....

[theDentist]

If your baton will not collapse after 4 hours, seek assistance.

[The_Victor]

If blurred vision develops....

Stop that! or you'll go blind.

[Marko413]

if the suspect was naked... where was he hiding the collapsible baton?

[dighton]

Has anyone been attacked by a herd of wild Chihuahuas?????

One is plenty.

[svcw]

Hit a Cha Hu a Hua. Good grief you could easily just kick the thing 25 yards.

[garyhope]

Chihuahua’s, naughty nudists, and Oregonians, a nasty mix.

Collapsible batons, there’s a good idea. Everybody should have one.

[usmcobra]

[Doomonyou]

[sit-rep]

You wish!! lol...

[PUGACHEV]

I saw a feral Chihuahua once. At first, I had no idea what it was. It appeared to be a naked hyper-agressive monster rat with a mouthful of sharp teeth doggedly defending a little bush that it was hiding under.

[SkyDancer]

My cat is bigger than some of those dogs I’ve seen .....

[The_Victor]

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[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

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