[Daffynition]

Coulda fixed it with duct tape.

[2ndDivisionVet]

I didn’t know Jennings Firearms were still in business.

[NonValueAdded]

LOL ... looking for a clean but inarticulate perp after the clerk got him with the pressure wash!

[P8riot]

The employee described the man as having “unusually long arms” and dark eyes.

Police said the man should be considered armed and dangerous.

I don't know about anyone else, but I thought these two sentences together were funny.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Another Crimestopper, brought to you once again by the Mighty Morphin’ Power Washers.

[BerniesFriend]

But as the suspect reached for money the employee grabbed a power washer and sprayed him in the face, causing the suspect to flee on foot, westbound down NE Everett Street, police said.

sigh..forgive me..but does that mean the robber made a clean get-a-way???..

[cc2k]

I guess if you’re planning a crime spree, it’s best not to get your weapons at GoodWill.

[DouglasKC]

But as the suspect reached for money the employee grabbed a power washer and sprayed him in the face, causing the suspect to flee on foot,

Don't bring a broken gun to a power washer fight...

[Darth Dan]

Was it a French weapon? Those seem to get dropped alot.

[smokingfrog]

LOL! This was in the comments section - don't know if it's for real or not...

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Hello, thank you everyone for your funny comments. This is the real employee who shot the robber with the spray gun. When he pulled his gun out of his pocket the top piece of the gun fell off and I could see the insides, a very thin looking spring wrapped around a white plastic piece. I knew it wasnt real then, i think it was a broken Airsoft gun. It was fully black and shinny like some of those airsoft guns. Thanks again for your funny comments, please stop by the washman for a good spray down.....he did.......