Good job by you. I have to admit as I read the story I couldn’t stop laughing. The first thing that came to mind was that Woody Allen movie (cant remember the name) where he is trying to break out of prison with a fake gun make out of soap and shoe polish.
As they are walking across the courtyard in the rain his hand just turns into a sudsy ball of foam.
Lorcin? Bryco? Jennings?