[nickcarraway]

[MahatmaGandu]

I used to date a girl who looked like that.

[TexasCajun]

Nothing to sneeze about, lucky it wasn’t a marlin.

[Hegemony Cricket]

Next time he won’t be so glib about saying, “Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle...”

[max americana]

Well, at least the fish didn’t jump his bum.

[Dysart]

It's jaws hit

Ridiculous.

[DieHard the Hunter]

Reminds me of a great tune from the 1970’s that I haven’t heard since. Went something like:

“May the Bird of Paradise fly up yer nose...”

Anyone heard that tune? Or was it too obscure?

[manic4organic]

I think that website is misnamed.

[Gator113]

It’s got to suck to be him.

[wxgesr]

His lifejacket is too tight.

[IrishPennant]

Time we said enough is enough with these damned Needlefish...I say we fight back and fight back now. To Arms!!!!!

[grjr21]

Experts from the Department of Otolarynology at Israel's Meir Medical Centre in Kfar Saba said that the man was admitted to the hospital after the fish hit him in the face,

At least he's got a good sturgeon

[Bon mots]

I wonder if sharks are afraid of them...

[wideminded]

Leaping Needlefish Impales Man's Nasal Cavity

At least it wasn't a toothpick fish". (One of those fish from the Amazon that swims up the penis and lodges itself with barbs).

[Flycatcher]

surgeons managed to remove the jaws of the needlefish and the patient was discharged with no further complications.

So how is the needlefish doing?

[Roscoe Karns]

[patton]

“I’m going to quit diving.”

Is this satire?

[Slings and Arrows]

The needlefish's last words were "Hey y'all! Watch this!"

[LibertyRocks]

"It's jaws hit with such force that they pierced his naval cavity, went through his maxillary sinus and stopped just short of the wall of his eye socket."

Must've been a big fish to go all the way from the guy's belly button to his eye!!! ;)

[Danae]

WOW.

Talk about a runny nose!