All good ideas, I have to laugh at the mulch, as it is gone from my yard by day break.
I solved my gardening problems with an attached solar greenhouse, which has over the years managed to blow away too, along with a roof or two and the stove pipe.
Yes, I would like to move, but I won’t I waited too long and am now a shut in, so no moving for me in this life.
Thanks for the link, I will dig around there for more ideas.