This is funny!!!! LOL!
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=19201
“....because I’m sick to death of the real Hollywood where Maggie The Sad Cartoon Turtle Gyllenhaal is starring in Batman yet supperhottie Minka Kelly is working a JC Penny event. WTF is that? I’ve never even heard of anyone who would touch Maggie Gyllenhaal unless they were stranded on a desert island or something, but every guy on earth would hump Minka Kelly on the way to their parents funeral if the chance presented itself.”