[snarks_when_bored]

OCTOMOM: NO SEX IN 8 YRS.

I'm getting a zero reading on my Surprise-O-Meter.

[Rummyfan]

With fourteen kids she won’t be dating for a while. Regardless she should undergo a tubal ligation.

[alexander_busek]

Yep, what with in-vitro fertilization and an enabling Uncle Sugar, who needs real, live men?

/sarcasm

Regards,

[acoulterfan]

Then WHY did she decide to have more children when she already had 6? This is the sickness of all of this!

[napscoordinator]

This chick is seriously “coco for coco pops”. I absolutely can't stand her one single bit!!!

[ozark hilljilly]

“I think I’d have to be extremely selfish.”

Like popping out 14 kids, being on the dole and expecting the state, the general public and her long suffering mom to assist with the raising of same wasn’t an indication of this. But if she was took take on a beau, she’s worried it would be perceived as selfish??!

This woman is truly deranged...and yet, here I am, commenting...again.
It’s like an interstate pile-up, ya just can’t help but slow down and gawk.

[chris_bdba]

LOL I have a feeling it will be a lot longer before anyone looks in your direction lady!

[Sacajaweau]

She might get an offer from a GOOD MATCH...like another free loader.

[OnLiberty]

While, legally this can not be prevented. There are no grounds for giving this mediawhore any public funding for raising her brood.

[RichInOC]

Her womb may not be a clown car, but she is undoubtedly a clown.

[Oldpuppymax]

Why who could possibly call this welfare queen selfish!

[Texas Fossil]

http://www.zimbio.com/Nadya+Suleman/articles/303/Nadya+Suleman+Update+Signs+Deal+Agent

Nadya Suleman Update: Signs Deal With Agent

Cha-ching!

Looks like Nadya has figured another way to make money.

Nashville agent Wes Yoder

[DemonDeac]

Clearly this woman is mentally ill. She should lose those 14 and go to the loony bin.

[Texas Fossil]

Do names indicate anything?

Suleman appears to be a common Pakistani name.

“Suleiman the Magnificent” was Turkish and was the Islamic warrior who finally defeated the Crusaders.

Is this important?

[Tainan]

"It'd be like opening the window and doing it to the world"

"OK...now clap."

Punch lines that came to mind...seriously edited for a 'G' rating.

[dennisw]

She’s a loon and a leech so now she’s tying to buff her image with claims of no sex ever since she started dropping babies will nilly.

Her image is awful. Her publicists are tearing their hair out. Suleman is seeing the millions of dollars she would get for having octuplets slipping away in the rear view mirror