Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

My wife's a primate, and so are you
blog.nj.com ^ | February 26, 2009 | Paul Mulshine

Posted on 02/26/2009 1:27:47 PM PST by JoeProBono

This whole controversy over the tragic incident involving Travis the chimpanzee has restored my faith in my fellow Americans. My faith that they're really dumb, I mean. Democrat or Republican, rural or urban, Americans are ignorant of the most basic facts of their own existence.

(Excerpt) Read more at blog.nj.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: chimpanzee; monkey; mulshine; paulmulshine; primate
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-43 next last

Travis the chimpanzee was shot and killed by a police officer last week after it attacked a woman in Connecticut.

1 posted on 02/26/2009 1:27:47 PM PST by JoeProBono
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono
Actually, most people characterize me as a Neanderthal.

Lamh Foistenach Abu!
2 posted on 02/26/2009 1:29:51 PM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN 1969. St. Michael the Archangel defend us in battle!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono

While there may be those around who wish to make me a “monkey”... I will disagree, no matter how much one wishes to throw around the “primate” word... LOL...

If this writer has a monkey for a wife, I’m very sorry for him....


3 posted on 02/26/2009 1:30:01 PM PST by Star Traveler
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono
And those objecting to it are still demanding what one termed "a front-page apology to the president of the United States who you have characterized as a primate" -- which Barack Obama most certainly is unless he arrived on a UFO.

I demand to see his original birth certificate to prove that he didn't arrive on a UFO.

4 posted on 02/26/2009 1:30:42 PM PST by steve-b (Intelligent design is to evolutionary biology what socialism is to free-market economics.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Star Traveler

If you don’t finish you Honey Do list, she’ll rip off your face.


5 posted on 02/26/2009 1:31:46 PM PST by wolfcreek (There is no 2 party system only arrogant Pols and their handlers)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: wolfcreek

Ugggh..., I do know about that... LOL...


6 posted on 02/26/2009 1:32:44 PM PST by Star Traveler
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono

From the article:

“But we’ve all got apes in our family tree. A lot of us just don’t want to go out on a limb and admit it.”

sorry, but that’s bull....


7 posted on 02/26/2009 1:33:10 PM PST by scottdeus12 (Jesus is real, whether you believe in Him or not.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono

This thread is absolute bananas.


8 posted on 02/26/2009 1:34:54 PM PST by max americana
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono
*chuckle* A few years ago, a good friend of mine who happens to be an ardent agnostic (go figure) had surgery to remove a cyst from his tailbone and insisted that his slightly-elongated tailbone was proof that humans were descended from other primates.

I finally smirked and said, "Okay, you win. I accept the fact that your tailbone proves that you personally evolved from a monkey." The room was in tears.

Shalom.

9 posted on 02/26/2009 1:36:19 PM PST by Buggman (HebrewRoot.com - Baruch haBa b'Shem ADONAI!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: scottdeus12

It’s absolute bull. There has been no observation of one species morphing into another species. Darwin never heard of DNA.


10 posted on 02/26/2009 1:38:35 PM PST by scottinoc ("Katie, you're not the center of everyone's universe."-Gov Palin)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: Buggman

11 posted on 02/26/2009 1:39:08 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: steve-b

I like your tag line. I find that on both the religious right and the secular left, emotion always trumps reason and logic. This article more or less makes the same argument.


12 posted on 02/26/2009 1:39:25 PM PST by MinnesotaLibertarian
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono

Careful! Rev Al is watching. :)


13 posted on 02/26/2009 1:42:05 PM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights (Economic Stimulus: Creating jobs, one death at a time.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: Buggman

LOL - Good story.


14 posted on 02/26/2009 1:43:42 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: Buggman

tag line


15 posted on 02/26/2009 1:46:32 PM PST by woollyone (I believe God created me- you believe you're related to monkeys. Of course I laughed at you!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono

Among all apes, the two closest in DNA are humans and chimpanzees.


16 posted on 02/26/2009 1:47:14 PM PST by allmendream ("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono

The first definition for primate in my dictionary is “...an archbishop or bishop ranking first among the bishops of a province or country.”

Given this, I can truthfully say that I do not see myself as having been “descended from primates.”

In addition, the idea that “primates are wild animals, keeping them in our homes and our communities poses a serious threat to public safety and public health” seems to me to be quite sensible..........


17 posted on 02/26/2009 1:53:04 PM PST by JoeDetweiler
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono

18 posted on 02/26/2009 1:53:20 PM PST by FredZarguna (I'm bit unorthodox, so this is Greek to me...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono

>> My wife’s a primate, and so are you <<

Mr. Jeffords-Schori? Is that you?


19 posted on 02/26/2009 1:55:13 PM PST by dangus
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: FredZarguna
Wife Of Primate


20 posted on 02/26/2009 2:00:15 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-43 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson