Cheat hubby's willy severed
Pain ... angry wife bit off hubby's manhood
Posted on 03/23/2009 9:50:09 PM PDT by Stoat
Pain ... angry wife bit off hubby's manhood
Katya Kharitovonova, 36, was jailed for two years for the wounds she inflicted on hubby Mikhail, 40, and his lover Liza Dmitriyeva, 33.
The Russian couple had gone for a walk when they met Katya's pal Liza and invited her home for a meal.
After eating, they settled down to watch HG Wells movie The War of the Worlds – but Katya fell asleep.
Mikhail told a court near Moscow: “Liza started stroking my hair and legs, and then it went further."
Liza admitted: “I kissed Mikhail’s lips. He didn’t resist, and then I kissed him more.”
After half an hour, Katya woke up to find her husband half naked and her best friend performing a sex act on him.
Katya immediately seized a floor lamp and crashed it over Liza’s head before biting and severing her husband’s penis.
Mikhail, who was too drunk to dodge his wife's advances, said: “I saw blood spurting out of Liza’s mouth and then felt a sharp pain. I don’t remember what happened next, I was unconscious."
Realising the seriousness of the wounds she inflicted, Katya called an ambulance and the pair were taken to casualty at a nearby hospital.
Liza suffered severe concussion while Mikhail’s willy had to be stitched back together.
Katya faces two years behind bars in a labour camp. The judges told her she had no right to act in such a violent manner despite the provocation by her husband and best friend.
In Soviet Russia...
Feminists just eat up stories like this.
That’ll learn him, durn him!
I suppose this could be described as an organic Bobbit procedure.
(for those of you who are too young, google John & Lorena Bobbitt)
/johnny
Don’t you just hate it when stuff like this happens.
johnny likes being boring.../sc
Started out like a Penthouse Forum letter. Ended up like a letter to the Journal of Emergency Medicine.
Boring can be good.
Call me a conservative.....
/johnny
All I said wuz "HOLD MUH BEER AND WATCH THIS!" and the next thing I know folks from magazines was wantin' interviews.
Things to avoid in life. You've spotted it.
/johnny
I wonder if they were able to re-attach his wedding tackle? Either that or Mikhail is now known as Stubby.
Some things may not have changed too much....from the article:
Katya faces two years behind bars in a labour camp.
From the article:
Liza suffered severe concussion while Mikhail’s willy had to be stitched back together.
In most cases like this that I've heard of, even if they are able to reattach things and it heals reasonably well, the patient's 'functionality' is never quite the same.
Such a shame that none of his rape victims had the opportunity to perform a "Kharitovonova" on him.
Thanks for pointing that out. Thankfully, I haven't heard of too many of these incidences, but I can't imagine that the old boy would be back to peak performance. With the number of blood vessels that are severed, not to mention the nerve damage, it doesn't seem like it would ... not that I have any medical knowledge whatsoever.
TMI
Oh.....TMI
Gotta sleep tonight.
Wow, long name... that's a mouthful...
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