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ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
The Smoking Gun ^ | 27 March 2008 | TSG

Posted on 03/28/2009 8:29:08 AM PDT by OCCASparky

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.


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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: assault; shamwow
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So do these ShamWows also clean up hooker stains? Hey, camera guy, you catching this?
1 posted on 03/28/2009 8:29:08 AM PDT by OCCASparky
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To: OCCASparky

“Hey—we can’t do this all day..”


2 posted on 03/28/2009 8:31:04 AM PDT by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must...)
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To: OCCASparky
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.
3 posted on 03/28/2009 8:32:48 AM PDT by Steely Tom (RKBA: last line of defense against vote fraud)
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To: OCCASparky
This thread should be a hoot!

Does this have anything to do with that part in the Slap Chop commercial where he says "you'll love my nuts"?

4 posted on 03/28/2009 8:33:09 AM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Wake up people, AIG executives are not the enemy, your Government is!)
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To: OCCASparky

I noticed they finally cut his commercials...he doesn’t say “Call now because you know we cant do this all day.”

The guy reminded me of a Carnie.....Step right up.


5 posted on 03/28/2009 8:33:57 AM PDT by halfright (My presidents picture is in the dictionary, next to the word, "rectum".)
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To: Pharmboy

i wonder if he told her, “You’re gonna love my nuts” like he does in the slap-chop commercial.


6 posted on 03/28/2009 8:36:02 AM PDT by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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To: Pharmboy

My favorite line from the SlapChop ads:

“You’re gonna love my nuts.”

They have since removed it.


7 posted on 03/28/2009 8:36:50 AM PDT by EggsAckley ("There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply." W.C Fields)
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To: OCCASparky
I met this guy 3 years straight at the Indianapolis, home show. He is an amazing guy in that, he can "Bark", i.e. sell like mad and never lose his place, its an act.

Afterword's, in the cafeteria having a burger and a coke , he's like a normal guy.......

I have no idea what happened here, I was glad when I saw him on t.v. gaining success..........

I hope he finds his way.

8 posted on 03/28/2009 8:37:51 AM PDT by Kakaze (Exterminate Islamofacism and apologize for nothing.....except not doing it sooner!)
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To: OCCASparky

On another note ... I’ve been getting spam from SHAM-wow. I NEVER EVER buy any product from ANY company that resorts to spam. I don’t care if it’s Expedia, Video Professor or ANY OTHER well known company. If they are rude enough to spam my email I hold them in EXACTLY in that same light as the Viagra hawkers and the Nigerian fraudsters


9 posted on 03/28/2009 8:38:30 AM PDT by clamper1797 (Zero parcus dies Nero Totus hail FUBO)
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To: EggsAckley

Apparently she didn’t love his nuts.


10 posted on 03/28/2009 8:39:51 AM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: thefactor
Vince was the best...looks she went over him pretty good. He did something that pissed her off. Sheesh...
11 posted on 03/28/2009 8:41:18 AM PDT by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must...)
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To: Pharmboy

That’s what she said!


12 posted on 03/28/2009 8:43:42 AM PDT by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: OCCASparky

Wouldn’t that be a “Slap, CHOMP “ bust??


13 posted on 03/28/2009 8:46:36 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Steely Tom

Buzzkill.


14 posted on 03/28/2009 8:46:38 AM PDT by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
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To: OCCASparky

I always though it was extremly gutsy to sell a product with “Sham” in its name.


15 posted on 03/28/2009 8:46:51 AM PDT by TonyM (E)
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To: OCCASparky
Looks like he got a tongue lashing.

Why is it when you go to one of those home shows, there are always a crowd around these fast talking salesman. We had a Chinese guy, who was selling one of those slicing boards and his line was, "Chop, chop... back and forth... New York, LA, chop, chop. Never forgot him. I also bought one. Hee.

16 posted on 03/28/2009 8:48:38 AM PDT by BigFinn (Obamashazam.)
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To: OCCASparky

What IS he wearing?


17 posted on 03/28/2009 8:48:46 AM PDT by christianhomeschoolmommaof3 (I home school because I have seen the village and I don't want it raising my children.)
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To: Straight Vermonter

LOL!

I am trying to think of something funny to say, but the thought of someone biting another person’s tongue is creeping me out.


18 posted on 03/28/2009 8:49:07 AM PDT by Cathy
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To: christianhomeschoolmommaof3

Looks like a hospital gown with a fuzzy jacket.


19 posted on 03/28/2009 8:50:04 AM PDT by Cathy
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To: OCCASparky; AntiKev

You would think that with his sales skills, he wouldn’t have to pay for it.


20 posted on 03/28/2009 8:53:11 AM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (How do I change my screen name now that we have the most conservative government in the world?)
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