Posted on 04/15/2009 7:56:07 AM PDT by pissant
Well, I'm sure the Department of Homeland Security is busy monitoring Freepers' purchases, including tunes we buy from Amazon or download on our Ipods. So to save them the trouble, I've compiled the top 10 songs that would indicate a predilection towards right wing anti-nanny state, anti-commie, anti-politically correct, anti-tax or anti-politician activism.
10. Mexican Blackbird - ZZ Top. The boys from Texas are just redneck racists, and this one proves it. Now drive that old Chrysler to Mexico, boy.
9. Courtesy of the Red White and Blue - Toby Keith. Not only jingoistic, but anti-muslim. Just ask the Dixie Chicks.
8. Neighborhood Bully - Bob Dylan. A real stick in the eye to Israel's enemies. Must be a Christian Zionist with a trigger finger!
7. Headknocker - Foreigner. Tough guy white trash with a Smith and Wesson. Could be trouble.
6. Proud to be an American - Lee Greenwood. Surely the folks at DHS will recognize the danger presented here.
5. The Preamble & No More Kings- Schoolhouse Rock. I'm amazed they have not confiscated such subversive materials already. Thank goodness we have black history month in the public schools to fill the time the kids used to spend studying our founders and the Revolutionary War.
4. You're Having my Baby - Paul Anka. A definte sign of a militant pro-lifer. Margaret Sanger is turning in her grave.
3. When Johnny Comes Marching Home - Traditional. Might as well join the local militia, you returning vets. Otherwise you'll just end up under a bridge living in a cardboard box.
2. Illegal Alien - Genesis. Genesis is by no means a right wing outfit, but righty extremists are likely to spin this one again and again just to hear the term, which has been deemed hate speech by the elites.
1. Stranglehold - Ted Nugent. An incitement to violence. Visions of a UFC chokehold on Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi, I'm sure.
there, I pinged ya
The theme song to Team America World Police.
We’ll have to do a movie list.
“Have You Forgotten?” by Darryl Worley
“The Monster,” but “Steppenwolf.”
“God Bless America”
“Simple Man” by Charlie Daniels
“Stand Up”....by Mel McDaniel..(?)
What? No CDB? Are you a commie or what? ;-)
Iraq and Roll - Clint Black
bttt
We’re not gonna take it — Twisted Sister
is appropriate.
Anything by Charlie Daniels.
I think he’s a Yank.
Okie From Muskogee
The Fightin' Side of Me
Are the Good Times Really Over
Eff yeah!
“Don’t Tread On Me” by Metallica
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