Posted on 05/01/2009 9:36:56 AM PDT by lewisglad
Ah, but even Rush can't match the genuine lump of crazy that is the latest bearded lady to step onstage at the Fox News freakshow, Glenn Beck, a truly inaane hunk of weirdness who's fun to watch not for any attempt at O'Reilly-esque pseudo-intelligence, but because of how he endears himself to viewers by acting exactly like your crazy uncle Ernie, the one who eats Miracle Whip straight from the jar and hears voices in his armpits and stares just a bit too long at any 18-year-old within range. Weep on, Glenn!
But weep not for Miss California, who's happy as a Prozac clam to take on the title as the new face of Republican hetero marriage. Isn't she lovely? A skinny, fake-breasted blonde mouthful of air who does exactly as she's told and never questions her scary Bible! She's perfect.
Speaking of serious, what of those 17 Republican congressmen who seriously proposed a resolution to rename the Democratic Party the "Democratic Socialist Party?" So cute!
But for sheer freakshow fun, nothing tops Fox News furiously masturbating itself raw over the biggest imitation news story it could possibly invent this year: the Great Tea Bag Uproar of 2009, featuring a few thousand very confused taxpayers protesting... well, they weren't exactly sure what, waving tea bags in the air and threatening to secede and then talking hotly about "teabagging" the president. Delightful.
The list, as they say, goes on. Witness every utterance of Michele Bachmann, see the new GOP promotional video featuring a burning Pentagon and Obama touching Hugo Chavez, or tremble in fear at a special Fox News report on how the SuperDevil is currently terrorizing Christian children with adulterous marmalade. I am so not kidding
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LOL. Every Morford column has to have the obligatory sexual reference.
So we know this guy is scared of Glenn Beck and Ms. California. Is there any other useful information to be gleaned from it?
/not holdin’ my breath
Well, the author is nuts, alright.
I guess he doesn’t know that the Bible is the inspired word of God.
Where does he think Fox News gets its audience. The network’s numbers are huge. There’s a reason for that.
I suppose the young man also thinks he’s just about as normal as apple pie. Right. Probably lives in The Castro.
What a great poverty is this man’s life. I pity him.
Hmm. The words... they sound like English, but they don’t seem to make any sense in the order he’s putting them.
He’s a tea room tea bagger to the ‘T’!
“Isn’t she lovely? A skinny, fake-breasted blonde mouthful of air”
All of a sudden, breast augmentation is bad?
Ooooo. It looks like the truly sane are getting under his feminine and delicately scented skin.
It must be a real bitch being him.
Haven’t seen Miss Morford in a while. I thought she ate a bad wiener and died.
I suspect Glenn would agree with this characterization.
What makes you so sure that’s a woman?
What he cannot bring himself to utter is Obama has the same viewpoint on gay marriage as Miss California. Her boobs look fabulous, by the way.
At this point in time, Uncle Ernie could do a better job of running this country.
Man, I’ll say.
Every day you have to get and find something to complain about.
So I guess the fact that you posted this recent column is proof that Morford hasn’t, in fact, died from AIDS yet.
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