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To: WOBBLY BOB
2 posted on
05/19/2009 3:26:09 PM PDT by
rabscuttle385
("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
To: WOBBLY BOB
“Thou Shalt Not Bugger Porcupines” may be a law of the State of Florida, but far more importantly it’s a Law of Nature.
3 posted on
05/19/2009 3:26:23 PM PDT by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
That was a prickly situation!
5 posted on
05/19/2009 3:28:06 PM PDT by
Kolb
("Man is not free unless government is limited." - Ronald Reagan)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Having sobered up the following morning the friends realized that they need medical help.
Hence the law decreeing no sex with porcupines,it just makes good sense.
6 posted on
05/19/2009 3:28:08 PM PDT by
linn37
To: WOBBLY BOB; Lazamataz; martin_fierro
7 posted on
05/19/2009 3:28:10 PM PDT by
dynachrome
(Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir)
To: WOBBLY BOB
This could lead to some thorny international repercussions.
9 posted on
05/19/2009 3:28:25 PM PDT by
Islander7
(If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
11 posted on
05/19/2009 3:30:32 PM PDT by
andy58-in-nh
(You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Okay, I have just one question:
...Why?
And “they were drunk” doesn’t cut it. I’ve been roaring, and I’ve never remotely wanted to have sex with something that can prick me more and harder than I can prick it.
12 posted on
05/19/2009 3:31:57 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: WOBBLY BOB
Saint Petersberg, Russia or STPG, Florida?
13 posted on
05/19/2009 3:32:29 PM PDT by
TypeZoNegative
(Pro life & Vegan because I respect all life, Republican because our enemies don't respect ours.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
15 posted on
05/19/2009 3:33:17 PM PDT by
Vaquero
("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: WOBBLY BOB
They need a law against that?
To: WOBBLY BOB
What is amazing is that two porcupines can have sex at all.
The male starts the process by dousing the female in his urine. If this helps wets down the spines or just gets them both in the mood is subject to debate.
The female also has to get in the correct position for the act, as one might imagine there is no such thing as porcupine rape.
The male, after insemination, leaves behind a waxy plug, making the task of the NEXT male porcupine even more difficult.
17 posted on
05/19/2009 3:34:01 PM PDT by
allmendream
("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
To: WOBBLY BOB
porcupine is the name I give to certain women.
18 posted on
05/19/2009 3:34:16 PM PDT by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
I don't think so, Scooter.
22 posted on
05/19/2009 3:36:55 PM PDT by
Doomonyou
(Proud member of the Homeland Security Department watch list.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
the American law which bans sex with porcupines.
Now really, isn’t this going a little far?
We have to have a law against this?
Porcupine sex should be it’s own reward.
Next thing you know they’ll want to outlaw
muskrat love.
26 posted on
05/19/2009 3:38:42 PM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
"It's not worth it....believe me"
28 posted on
05/19/2009 3:39:23 PM PDT by
Electric Graffiti
(Yonder stands your orphan with his gun)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Famous quote: “There is nothing new under the sun”
While this is impossible for a sane person to fathom, these vodka-headed ruskies are probably not the original perps...some other ruskie probably is.
To: WOBBLY BOB
Why post this crap on FR?
31 posted on
05/19/2009 3:44:48 PM PDT by
Bob J
("For every 1000 hacking at the branches of evil, one strikes at it's root.")
To: WOBBLY BOB
Give a new meaning to the word "Prick".
33 posted on
05/19/2009 3:47:24 PM PDT by
jongaltsr
(Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
36 posted on
05/19/2009 3:53:36 PM PDT by
Sarajevo
(You jealous because the voices only talk to me.)
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