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1 posted on 05/19/2009 3:24:37 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
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One more box checked on BtD’s list of things never to try.


38 posted on 05/19/2009 3:57:46 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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WTF. I live in FL, and I have no idea how one would go about finding a porcupine. I mean, it’s not like they’re on every tree here like squirrels.


39 posted on 05/19/2009 3:59:15 PM PDT by dinodino
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The clock is ticking on this thread, perhaps.


42 posted on 05/19/2009 4:09:47 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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How do Russian Tourists have sex with a porcupine?

The usual punchline is "Very carefully."

But in this case, "Very drunkenly" would probably be closer to the truth.

45 posted on 05/19/2009 4:18:13 PM PDT by x
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I can picture the guy who wrote the bill.

” I know it is the one thing nobody would ever do but there is always one jerk that feels compelled to break the law, lets see them break this one.”


46 posted on 05/19/2009 4:21:20 PM PDT by dangerdoc (dangerdoc (not actually dangerous any more))
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To: WOBBLY BOB; Slings and Arrows
In lieu of there not being a "WHY?" ping list...

You know if there's a law, this ain't the FIRST time!
48 posted on 05/19/2009 4:34:51 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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OUCH!
53 posted on 05/19/2009 9:09:54 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Barack Obama: in your guts, you know he's nuts!)
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Concubine? >>> YES

Porcupine? >>> Not so much

55 posted on 05/20/2009 7:05:16 AM PDT by BlueMondaySkipper (Involuntarily subsidizing the parasite class since 1981)
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Did someone spike their drinks?


56 posted on 05/20/2009 7:06:43 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Hey, Obama! Where's my check?)
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the American law which bans sex with porcupines...an unusual law

Wait..hold on...a law against sex w/ porcupines is unusual? Isn't mating with...nevermind.
57 posted on 05/20/2009 8:44:28 AM PDT by BJClinton (One Big Ass Mistake America)
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