So, he goes off half cocked, invents this pubic hair brained scheme, and ends up quintuple sized for a short period of time.
What a country!
My brother, when he was about 10, would sneak around with his friends, and window peek.
People drunk, fighting, the usual domestic stuff.
There was a local bait shop, the owner was a switch hitter, married, but he did like guys as well. Also, according to my brother, he was “fish lover.”
He kept a large tank full of chubs and other bait fish for sale. ONE TANK HELD LARGE TRAINED CARP.
According to my brother, he wood strip naked, put dough ball on his “member”, and GO FISHING! lol
One winter a large storm caused severe power outages. The highly trained carp froze to death!