I found it to be well-intentioned, not gibberish, and pleasantly quixotic. I practically laughed out loud at the, “...and then some historical stuff happened...” line. Come on, folks. I’ve read most of Rand and she was fascinating; but we need to recognize some light humor sprinkled with philosophy, when it comes along.
Having a strong, negative reaction to this piece is a bit like having a strong, negative reaction to a football game. Games are for enjoying. If you lose sght of that, you have lost your taste for life and have allowed people you disagree with to affect you at your own core. Don’t cede your core.
Good point. Simply put - get a life.