“Yeah, that stupid Palin, saying she could see Russia from her home—” [slap!]
“Ow! No, really, you know she’s bone stupid and she’s an egomaniac, don’t you? McCain’s staffers said so. Why would they l—” [SLAP!]
“OWW!!!...And is the retard really her k—”
[steps back, picks up a baseball bat and...]