Posted on 02/11/2010 8:06:15 AM PST by JoeProBono
Wow. That’s a different cover than on my books.
About that Thing with Richard Gere and the Gerbil ....
"I DON'T MEAN to sound cranky, but all too often when I tell folks I debunk urban legends for a living, the first question that pops out of their mouths is: "What about that thing with Richard Gere and the gerbil? Is that true?"
You learn a lot about human nature in this racket — or should I say, a lot of your worst suspicions about human nature are confirmed, time and time again.
Like, people everywhere are suckers for gossip about sex. Weird sex. The-weirder-the-better sex. We're obsessed with it, in fact, and that obsession can short-circuit our capacity for rational thought and make us gullible.
Gerbilling: a definition
How many here already know what "gerbilling" is? Raise your hands.
Now, how many of you actually believe that anyone really does this sort of thing on a regular basis? Raise your hands.
I see. Shame on you.
For those of you still sitting on your hands, here's a definition: gerbilling (sometimes known as gerbil stuffing) is the practice, always attributed to gay men, of inserting a live rodent into one's rectum, or that of a partner, for erotic pleasure.
And what are the facts about gerbilling? In reality, it's not a "practice" of any group of people, gay or otherwise. And while the activity, dangerous as it is (gerbils have sharp claws!), has surely been tried by someone, somewhere, sometime — maybe even more than once — it is not, if I may repeat myself, a common erotic pastime in any known culture or subculture, gay or otherwise.
The burden of proof is on those who claim otherwise.
Richard Gere and the gerbil
The rumor that started all this fuss goes something like this:
Several years ago, "they" say, Richard Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a foreign object lodged in his rectum. Some say Gere was alone when he arrived, others say he was accompanied by a friend (e.g., former love interest Cindy Crawford). In any case, an x-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil (either alive or dead, depending on who tells the story). Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from his behind. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. Still others insist the poor creature was Gere's own beloved pet (appropriately named "Tibet" in this variant). In any event, when the gerbilectomy was done the medical team was sworn to secrecy — unsuccessfully, we must conclude — and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent harm other than to his reputation.
"Is it true?" you ask.
No. Not a shred of evidence has ever been unearthed to prove it. And while Gere himself has never confirmed nor denied it — indeed, he rarely speaks of it at all — neither have any credible witnesses come forward in the twenty-odd years this story has been in circulation offering firsthand testimony to back it up.
Because it didn't happen. It's folklore."
Funniest take I ever saw on “gerbilling” was an indie flick “Rock -N- Roll Frankenstein”. Worth checking out. As far a Mothman goes, is it really a man? I mean the statue isn’t exactly anatomically correct.
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