Or maybe the immigrant that bragged
that when he went to Chavez ravine
see a game, everyone stood up and
sang “Jose can you see...”
Father O’Connor walks into a pub and says to the first man he meets, ‘Do you want go to heaven?’
The man replies, ‘Yes, Father.’
Father O’Connor then says, ‘Leave this bar right now, and go outside’.
O’Connor proceeds to another man, and asks him the same thing. The chap also answers, ‘Yes’.
Father O’Connor asks him too to go out.
The Reverend Father goes the the third man and asks, ‘Would you like to go to heaven? ‘
This time the reply is, ‘No thank-you Father.’
Surprised, Father O’Connor asks, ‘Why not?’
The man opines, ‘I mean I do, but only after I die.’
The Father O’Connor explains, ‘That’s what I am talking about.’
The man says, ‘Oh, I thought you are getting a group ready right now.’
Reilly is walking through a graveyard when he comes across a headstone with the inscription “Here lies a politician and an honest man.”
‘Faith now,’ exclaims Reilly, ‘I wonder how they got the two of them in one grave.
Irish Job Application
Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Manager. When the results were in, amazingly, both men had only one wrong answer.
The manager went to Murphy and said, ‘Thank you for coming to the interview, but We’ve decided to give the American the job.’
Murphy, ‘And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job.’
Manager, ‘We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed.’
Murphy, ‘And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?’
Manager, ‘Simple. On question number 7 the American wrote down, ‘I don’t know.’
You put down, ‘Neither do I.’