Mark Morford: The black commie Nazi did it! (Spew, you will)

The San Francisco Chronicle ^ | March 24, 2010 | Mark Morford

[2ndDivisionVet]

Did anyone punch anyone? Was there any actual blood? I think I might've missed it.

Did Pelosi kick John Boehner in the testicles and then run away laughing before a screeching Virginia Foxx grabbed her by the hair, pulled her to the floor and punched her in the kidneys?

Did just about everyone on the House floor bitch-slap Bart Stupak--who should right now vanish of the face of the earth forevermore, you simpering mealworm--while Rahm Emmanuel head-butted Harry Reid, even as both burned a sneering Newt Gingrich doll in effigy? I might've been dreaming.

Did Obama finally strut in like a prize-fighter, like a Muay-Thai boxer, bruised and exhausted after a solid year of this insane, polarizing BS, the viciousness of which even he never imagined? Did he deliver a dazzling barrage of calm, swift kicks to the heads of bitchy Repubs and nervous Dems alike, as everything devolved into a violent, smoke-filled melee of broken glass and shattered dentures, with little Joe Lieberman whimpering in the corner, rocking back and forth, wondering whatever happened to his integrity?

I don't think any of that happened. It sure felt like it happened. Maybe it should have happened. But I guess it didn't.

Behold, with the astonishing passage of flawed-but-incredible health care reform, we have the concomitant, frightening realization that this remains one of the most acidic, bitter, hopelessly divisive times to live in America and care a whit for national politics while maintaining a shred of morality, hope, a progressive soul.

Like millions, I was fairly convinced it simply could not get much worse or more acrimonious than when Dubya ran the nation into the ground, embarrassing and humiliating us planetwide a thousand_times over as the rogue idiot pseudo-cowboy laughingstock war-hungry prick of the civilized world. I was wrong.(continued)

[2ndDivisionVet]

Read the whole thing: If you don't think Mark Morford is one of the important voices of the Pelosi far left, think again.

[jessduntno]

“Like millions, I was fairly convinced it simply could not get much worse or more acrimonious...”

Tighten your straps, little feller, you really haven’t seen anything yet.

[Drango]

this thread is gay and so is Mark Morford.

[Talisker]

Morford is a longstanding acid-spewing leftist - one of a great many stamped out of the same vitriolic mold. All he ever brings is frothing insult - he has nothing else. He’s irrelevant.

[advertising guy]

he is an idiot and Godless but not irrelevant...He is published by folk who buy their ink by the barrell.

the Bible says I can’t do anything to him but that same Bible says God will do everything to him

[Berlin_Freeper]

It is hard to believe that a SF Leftist can be embarrassed and humiliated.

[TigersEye]

OK, because you suggested it I read the whole thing. That wasn’t easy. I almost quit about four paragraphs from the end. This is the most delusional rant I have ever forced myself to read. This guy doesn’t have a grip any part of reality other than how to write his fantasies in a coherent fashion.

[Tzimisce]

G*d Dammit! This SUCKS!

[AlexW]

I thought MS Morford would have died from AIDS, or some
unimaginable sex act by now.

[uglybiker]

The black commie Nazi did it!

Mark really needs to write about something other than what/who he does/does him on Saturday night.

[ARepublicanForAllReasons]

I DID read the whole thing. And, having read it, felt impelled to dash off a coherent, succinct critique of his politics, replete with polite insults, sarcastic takedowns, and some remarks I won't repeat here.
See, he's got an e-mail box at the bottom of his column.
Don't fight fire with fire. Cold water works much better. Braces the body and awakens the dulled senses.

[I Buried My Guns]

"...while maintaining a shred of morality..."

Mark Morford discussing morality is like Adolf Hitler sharing with you his recipe for matzo balls.