To: markomalley
Pizza in Italy sucks, it all tastes like coffin wood.
2 posted on
05/17/2010 1:57:52 PM PDT by
TWfromTEXAS
(Life is the one choice that pro choicers will not support.)
To: markomalley
Well the corpses don’t seem to be complaining.
3 posted on
05/17/2010 1:58:01 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: markomalley
(Well, someone had to post it.)
4 posted on
05/17/2010 2:05:40 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(I am so immune to satire that I ate three Irish children after reading Swift's "A Modest Proposal")
To: markomalley
In Naples...wouldn’t surprise me.
Are the Campfire girls and Humpty-dumpty still there?
Fond drunken sailor memories of Naples.
5 posted on
05/17/2010 2:07:41 PM PDT by
dis.kevin
(Dry white toast)
To: markomalley
Vito’s pizzeria/crematorium.
6 posted on
05/17/2010 2:08:02 PM PDT by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
To: markomalley
Boy, this pizza sure tastes good, but for some reason it has kind of a dead feel to it and I don’t know why!
To: markomalley
Seems like an awful lot of work for not very much wood.
8 posted on
05/17/2010 2:11:01 PM PDT by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: markomalley
Naples' graveyard has long been hunting ground for thieves: last year, 5,000 flower pots were stolen from the cemetery. Perhaps, but unless the place always looks like one-fourth of the area has been recently visited by a synchronized roto-tiller drill team, then it's unlikely that the coffins are being uprooted for use as kindling.
At least not enough of them to fire the local pizzeria ovens on an ongoing basis.
More definitive evidence is in order here - and it's not all that tough to catch grave-robbers if you want to.
11 posted on
05/17/2010 2:25:29 PM PDT by
Charles Martel
("Endeavor to persevere...")
To: markomalley
Good idea. It's much harder tricking those zombies into the oven after they start stumbling around.
To: markomalley
Seems like it would be easier to chop down a tree than dig up a coffin.
14 posted on
05/17/2010 2:44:18 PM PDT by
Sherman Logan
(When buying and selling are legislated, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.)
To: markomalley
Good thing they don’t embalm ping.
To: markomalley
The guy who did this is dead meat.
18 posted on
05/17/2010 2:54:37 PM PDT by
999replies
(Thune/Rubio 2012)
To: markomalley
Of corpse, some people may not like the after taste.
Also, the smoke will make coffin inevitable.
19 posted on
05/17/2010 2:57:35 PM PDT by
MaxMax
(Conservatism isn't a party)
To: markomalley
Doesn’t seem like much of a solution to the faux energy problem.
21 posted on
05/17/2010 3:03:53 PM PDT by
Ole Okie
To: markomalley
In 1966, I saw the infamous street kids of Naples, known as
scugnizzi, in action. I was sitting at a red light on a narrow street in behind a flatbed truck loaded with crates of tomatoes as the car radio blared
Sognando la California, when a group of
scugnizzi darted out, grabbed a couple of crates off the truck, then darted into an alleyway.
To: markomalley
let me get this straight, criminals would rather dig up mass quantities of coffins, than just cut down some trees... is that it???
go figure
23 posted on
05/17/2010 3:26:49 PM PDT by
Chode
(American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: markomalley
Recycle, recycle, recycle!
24 posted on
05/17/2010 3:32:36 PM PDT by
Ditter
To: markomalley
When some wood meets your eye in a big pizza pie,
that's
a morte . . . .
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli, that's a morte...
26 posted on
05/17/2010 4:16:51 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(Is it delivery, or is it...)
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