Michelle Obama's Stylist Hates Her (State Dinner Floppy-Armpit Gown)

Wednesday, May 19, 2010 | Kristinn

[TornadoAlley3]

[keepitreal]

She insisted to her stylist that she is a size 8, thus the unfortunate spillage.

Fabric looks vaguely familiar. Leftovers from last Halloween’s Wonder Woman costumes before they sewed the stars on? She does have the cool belt to hang the magic lasso from...

[Cathy]

Ugh, the dress is way too severe for Michelle Obama. She need subtle styles and hues to tone down her angular body. I actually like the hair but not the dress.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

If they weren’t communists, I’d feel sorry for how out-of-place they look — trying so hard to show class but having none.

But they are communists. And they are stealing from our children to build a perpetual, totalitarian state.

So I don’t feel sorry for them.

In fact I loathe both of them and think they are nothing more than a couple of low-class, commie, stealing pukes.

Too bad they are too stupid to know how foolish they look and sound.

[Haiku Guy]

Can you believe JFK stepped out on ‘dat?!?

[proudCArepublican]

Okay I am no fashion statement but that dress and the way her arm looks is not very attractive

[kristinn]

Michelle can look good. But like a lot of us it takes the right outfit, etc. This outfit is not the one.

[Mr. Jazzy]

I hate to say it, but she ALWAYS looks angry! I have NEVER seen a photo of this woman with what would even approach the warmth of a natural smile.

[TornadoAlley3]

[keepitreal]

And, note, Jackie wore impeccable undergarments. You can’t see them, but you can tell by the way the top fits perfectly.

[pillut48]

[Lorianne]

I think I know the problem. Ms Obama is small busted and they wanted to give her cleavage so they squished her in from all sides to give it a go.

It’s like a Wonder Dress ... only it didn’t work. She just looks pinched and she still doesn’t have any cleavage.

Nothing wrong with having a small bust but trying to pretend otherwise is a huge fashion mistake.

[mylife]

Naw... She is a fat ***

[shibumi]

Am I in the right place?

(I was looking for the “Nouveaux Riches and Shockingly Gauche” Forum.)

[stevio]

I actually like the dress, but there is something wrong with the way that it fits her at the top.

Ya think?

[dalebert]

really...just going from bad to worse.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

Are those the “great arms” that so many people go ga-ga over? They are hideous, ill-proportioned, weak-looking, and look like they have never lifted anything heavier than a credit card.

[mylife]

Look! the dress almost matches Barry’s lips!

[lonestar]

How old was Jackie?...in her thirties and IIRC, early thirites.

[TornadoAlley3]