[PowderMonkey]

"Hundred-year-old oysters?"

You think that's scary? I'm kinda' worried about that Desert Storm era tuna fish and noodles MRE in my emergency food stocks. When the time comes, I think I'll eat that last, after I've tested it on the cat...nope, I'll eat the cat.

[ComputerGuy]

A can of Ham & Muthas from ‘67 ought to have reached critical mass by now.

[nina0113]

When the time comes, I think I'll eat that last, after I've tested it on the cat...nope, I'll eat the cat.

Feed it to the cat, THEN eat the cat.